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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. Mustache101 Mustache101
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2012 7:43pm UTC
    format by: idance.
    I think my dog has a crush on me
    He's always winking at me, sniffing my but and doing that flirtatious lip-licking thing.

  3. InternetAndAnimeChick03 InternetAndAnimeChick03
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2012 7:32pm UTC
    Friend: *Speaking In Front Of The Class*
    *At The End Of The Speech*
    Me: Well done Buddy ! You did great !
    Friend: Yeah, yeah, thanks, I know. Get off of my chair !

  4. MaggieHaha MaggieHaha
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2012 11:50pm UTC
    Point thumbs....
    not fingers.

  5. FullOfRegrets FullOfRegrets
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2012 9:44am UTC
    Boy you got my heartbeat running away


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  7. TheStoryOfaDancer TheStoryOfaDancer
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2012 1:48pm UTC
    My ex boyfriend had this weird fetish where he would dress up like himself and act like a jerk.

  8. jackie15 jackie15
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2012 1:48pm UTC
    The Awkward Moment When
    you and your crush finally talk and neither of you know what to say.
    I feel like an idiot -_-
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  9. luvcheer luvcheer
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2012 1:50pm UTC
    look like a girl..
    act like a lady..
    think like a man..
    and work like a boss..(:

  10. AidaninHD AidaninHD
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2012 8:09pm UTC
    Sleep + Social life = Bad grades
    Good grades + Sleep = No social life
    Good grades + Social life = No sleep

  11. xoxojulieoxox xoxojulieoxox
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2012 9:48pm UTC
    Fave this, and I will comment a name on your profile that sounds good with yours
    (Will do them ALL!)

  12. Katie_Payne97 Katie_Payne97
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2012 11:59am UTC
    Guy 1: Hey i just got my first kiss!
    Guy 2: Bro... Your mom doesn't count.
    Guy 1: Yeah... But yours does.
    BURNED
    © format by: h0peful

  13. MyWittyAccount MyWittyAccount
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2012 4:50pm UTC
    ILoveYou
    I wish I could tell you that..

  14. MyWittyAccount MyWittyAccount
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2012 11:52am UTC
    Girls fall in love with what they hear,
    Boys fall in love with what they see.
    - Thats why girls wear makeup and boys lie -
    (Format credit to ThatsSoMeee/ credit to OneDirection)

  15. MyWittyAccount MyWittyAccount
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2012 10:39am UTC
    If you don't like the way you look in that picture
    Why put it as your profile picture?
    o.O
    format credit to MyWittyAccount

  16. MyWittyAccount MyWittyAccount
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2012 6:07am UTC
    I'm falling to pieces
    'cause when a heart breaks no it don't break even


  17. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  18. MyWittyAccount MyWittyAccount
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2012 8:09am UTC
    Inappropriate Funeral Song #3
    Thriller - Michael Jackson
    mine/no offence to anyone

  19. Sock_Monster Sock_Monster happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2012 8:12am UTC
    1700's: You may place your wonderful lips upon my posterior and kiss it repetedly, female.
    2012: Ki5$ mA a$s 81TcH
    Format by Urbanlayoutsxoxo


  20. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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