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  1. XxprettixX XxprettixX
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2011 2:42pm UTC
    WE ALL HAVE
    That one friend whose dad scares the crap outta you....

  2. XxprettixX XxprettixX
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2011 11:18pm UTC
    Format by XxprettxX
    i die a little inside
    ♥ ♥ ♥ everytime i see a old person eating alone at a restaurant ♥ ♥ ♥
    Format by XxprettixX Removal of this credit is punishable by death.

  3. stephyyx0 stephyyx0
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    November 6, 2010 3:18pm UTC
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  4. Jewel Jewel
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2011 5:12pm UTC
    "I shall call him squishy."
    "Let go of my boob."

  5. NeverForgetYourBeauty NeverForgetYourBeauty
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2012 10:52am UTC
    My mom thinks witty is full of old men.
    Please fave this if you're not an old man.

  6. fatassmuffin fatassmuffin
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    October 21, 2011 3:30pm UTC
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  7. Breeze Breeze
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2011 5:27pm UTC
    WHEN MY AUNT HAD CANCER,
    Did I make a quote asking for favs for support?
    \\\\\\\\\\ NO, I DIDN'T. //////////
    What did I do instead?
    I left my computer, left Witty,
    ---------- and spent more time with her. ----------

  8. AllAboutUs AllAboutUs
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2011 1:26pm UTC
    true fact;
    Getting punched
    in the boob>>
    hurts
    just as bad as getting kicked in the balls..
    ...at least we dont fall to the ground crying..
    ^just proves girls are stronger than guys.
    not my format.

  9. TheBrokenSmile TheBrokenSmile
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    September 9, 2011 4:14pm UTC
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  10. Spencer Grace✨* Spencer Grace✨*
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2011 6:19pm UTC
    "You just elbowd my boob"
    "You just boobed my elbow.."

  11. vanybee vanybee
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2010 3:29pm UTC
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  12. xO_stella xO_stella
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    August 18, 2010 6:13pm UTC
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  13. idance idance
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2011 4:23pm UTC
    When the teacher says
    "Partner up!" and you look at your friend but she looks at someone else.

  14. Emilyrose13 Emilyrose13
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2011 6:11pm UTC
    ♥--------------------- ---------
    I wonder ,
    What girls like more ?
    Being called hot , or being called beautiful . <3
    favorite for beautiful .
    comment for hot .


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  16. xbextruex xbextruex
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2011 3:23pm UTC
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  17. HotChelleRae_Luv HotChelleRae_Luv
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2010 6:00pm UTC
    my sister sat on the floor,
    coloring on a giant piece of red paper.
    "what ya got there, Kristin?" i asked.
    she looked up at me with her big blue eyes and said,
    "i'm making a card."
    "for who?" i wondered.
    "It's this kid at my school. he was absent on his birthday..."
    i watched her sign her name with a heart and close up the paper.
    "hey lauren, will you drive me to his house to drop it off?"
    i nodded my head because it was obvious she liked this kid.
    my sister smiled and put on her shoes.
    when we got in the car my sister knew exactly where to go.
    i was listening to her directions as we pulled up to the driveway.
    but it was no house we had arrived at, it was the hospital.
    i followed my sister into the front door and over the the desk
    "can i see billy franklin?" my sister asked.
    the nurse smiled and let my sister follow behind her.
    we arrived to this room with the name billy franklin on the door in crayon.
    i watched as my six year old sister walked up to his bed.
    the little boy looked very weak, with loose patches of hair.
    it was easy to tell he had cancer
    but my sister walked up to him and handed him his card
    suddenly, he looked less weak as he started to smile.
    "i felt bad you missed your birthday. i love you, billy..." my sister said.
    the poor little boy smiled and gave my sister a little half hug.
    my eyes were getting teary as my sister held his hand and just talked to him.
    now that, was love.

  18. ILoveToSmile ILoveToSmile
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2011 1:12pm UTC
    .___________.
    It's a whale
    .....How do you have friends
    ._______.
    Baby whale

  19. emma21 emma21
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2011 4:15pm UTC
    did you know you can bite off yourfinger
    as easily as you bite a carrot?
    but your brain is like
    "no! don't eat your finger!"
    and that's why you can't.

  20. BabyBlueEyesxo BabyBlueEyesxo
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    July 28, 2012 11:49pm UTC
    If I can get atleast 100 faves, I will chat my crush "hey i just met you & this is crazy but here's my number, so call me maybe" and put my number and tell him that I really like him. I actually WILL do this, I just need more confidence! :)

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