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  1. screamyourheartout384 screamyourheartout384
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2010 6:35pm UTC
    "you look pretty today!"
    "...was i ugly yesterday!?"

  2. tori323 tori323
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2010 6:52pm UTC
    So today
    I had some Sour Patch Kids,and I was looking at the wrapper and it said:
    Sour,Sweet,Gone!
    It kinda got me thinking.
    Guys are the same way.
    First their sour
    Then their sweet
    And then their gone...
    *no jocking please

  3. screamyourheartout384 screamyourheartout384
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2010 8:38pm UTC
    i hate when i get woken up by a text,
    then i blind myself with my phone...

  4. TruthAboutReality TruthAboutReality
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2010 6:11pm UTC
    and sometimes it's the stupidest memories,
    THAT MEAN THE MOST.


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  6. LeleNRenziRockinOut LeleNRenziRockinOut
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2010 5:08pm UTC
    stop over analyzing
    stop over analyzing
    stop over analyzing
    stop over analyzing
    stop over analyzing
    oh my gosh! he just held the door for me!♥


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  8. kaitlynamazing96 kaitlynamazing96
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2010 5:52pm UTC
    CONVERSATION ON PHONE BETWEEN A BOY AND GIRL WHO HAVE BEEN TOGETHER FOR 5 MONTHS: (it's sad but read it. it's worth it)
    Boy: Hey, hun!
    Girl: Hey.
    Boy: I missed you at school today. Why weren't you there?
    Girl: Yeah, I had to go to the doctor.
    Boy: Oh really? Why?
    Girl: Oh, nothing. Just some annual shots, that's all.
    Boy: Oh.
    Girl: So what did we do in math today?
    Boy: You didn't miss anything that great, just a lot of notes.
    Girl: Ok, good.
    Boy: Yeah.
    Girl: Hey, I have a question...
    Boy: Ok, ask away.
    Girl: ....how much do you love me?
    Boy: You know I love you more than anything in this world.
    Girl: Yeah...
    Boy: Why did you ask?
    Girl: ...>silence<...
    Boy: Is something wrong?
    Girl: No. Nothing at all.
    Girl: ...how much do you care about me?
    Boy: I would give you the world in a heartbeat if I could.
    Girl: You would?
    Boy: Yeah of course I would. >sounding worried< Is there something wrong?
    Girl: No, everything's fine..
    Boy: Are you sure
    Girl: Yeah.
    Boy: Okay...I hope so.
    Girl: .....would you die for me?
    Boy: I would take a bullet for you anyday, hun.
    Girl: Really?
    Boy: Anyday. Now, seriously, is there something wrong?
    Girl: No, I'm fine. You're fine. We're fine. Everyone and everything is fine.
    Boy: ......okay.
    Girl: ....well, I have to go. I'll see you tomorrow at school.
    Boy: Alright, bye. I LOVE YOU!
    Girl: Yeah...I love you, too. Bye.
    THE NEXT DAY AT SCHOOL:
    Boy: Hey, have you seen my girlfriend today?
    Friend: No.
    Boy: Oh.
    Friend: She wasn't here yesterday, either.
    Boy: I know. She was acting all weird on the phone last night.
    Friend: Well, dude, you know how girls are sometimes.
    Boy: Yeah, but not her.
    Friend: I don't know what else to say, man.
    Boy: Okay, well I gotta get to english. I'll see ya after school.
    Friend: Yeah I gotta get to science. Later.
    THAT NIGHT:
    -ring-
    -ring-
    -ring-
    Girl: Hello?
    Boy: Hey.
    Girl: Oh, hi.
    Boy: Why weren't you at school today?
    Girl: Uh, I had another appointment with the doctor.
    Boy: Are you sick?
    Girl: ….um, I have to go. My mom’s calling on the other line.
    Boy: I’ll wait.
    Girl: It may take a while. I’ll call you later.
    Boy: Alright……I love you.
    >very long pause<
    Girl: (with a tear in her eye) Look, I think we should break up.
    Boy: What!?
    Girl: It’s the best thing for us right now.
    Boy: Why?
    Girl: I love you.
    -click-
    THE GIRL DOESN’T COME TO SCHOOL FOR 3 MORE WEEKS AND DOESNT ANSWER HER PHONE.
    Boy: Hey dude.
    Friend: Hey.
    Boy: What’s up?
    Friend: Nothing. Hey…have you talked to your ex lately?
    Boy: No.
    Friend: So you didn’t hear?
    Boy: Hear what?
    Friend: Um, I don’t know if I should be the one to tell you…
    Boy: dude, what the hell just tell me!
    Friend: Uh….call this number…433-555-3468
    Boy: Ok…
    BOY CALLS NUMBER AFTER SCHOOL
    -ring-
    -ring-
    -ring-
    Voice: Hello, Suppam County Hospital. This is Nurse Beckham.
    Boy: Uh, I must have the wrong number. I’m looking for my friend.
    Voice: What is their name, sir?
    (boy gives info)
    Voice: Yes, this is the right number. She’s one of our patients here.
    Boy: Really? Why? What happened? How is she?
    Voice: Her room number is 646 in building A, suite 3.
    Boy: WHAT HAPPENED!?!
    Voice: Please come by, sir, and you can see her. Goodbye.
    Boy: WAIT! NO!
    -dial tone-
    BOY GOES TO HOSPITAL, AND TO ROOM ..646, BUILDING A, SUITE 3. GIRL IS LYING IN THE HOSPITAL BED.
    Boy: Oh my God, are u okay??
    Girl: .......
    Boy: Sweetie!! Talk to me!!
    Girl: I.....
    Boy: You what? YOU WHAT?
    Girl: I have cancer and I’m on life support.
    Boy: ....>breaks into tears<....
    Girl: They're taking me off tonight.
    Boy: Why?
    Girl: I wanted to tell you, but I couldn’t .
    Boy: Why didn’t you tell me?
    Girl: I didn’t want to hurt you.
    Boy: You could never hurt me.
    Girl: I just wanted to see if you felt about me the same as I felt about you.
    Boy: ?
    Girl: I love you more than anything. I would give you the world in a heartbeat. I would die for you and take a bullet for you.
    Boy: (crying)
    Girl: Don’t be sad. I love you and I’ll always be here with you
    Boy: Then why did you break up with me?
    Nurse: Young man, visiting hours are over.
    The boy leaves and later that night the girl is taken off of life support and dies, but what the boy didn’t know is that the girl only asked him those questions so she could hear him say it one last time. She only broke up with him because she knew she only had 3 more weeks left to live and thought that it would cause him less pain and give him time to get over her before she died.
    NEXT DAY
    The boy is found dead with a gun in one hand and a note in the other.
    THE NOTE SAID:
    “I told her that I would take a bullet for her, just like she said she would die for me.”


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  10. mattiluvsjb94 mattiluvsjb94
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2010 3:18pm UTC
    Okay so theres this kid in my grade named Vincenzo and i went into class today and i noticed him sitting at his desk crying. I asked him what what wrong and he said yesterday my mom dropped my dog and it smacked its head on the floor and cracked his skull. My mom tried to rush him to the vet but it was too late. I felt so bad for the poor kid he just got his puppy two months ago and it was so small and cute. i was heartbroken if i wasn't in school i would burst out in tears. favorite if you feel for him please.

  11. PinkChupaChup PinkChupaChup
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2010 6:50am UTC
    "Dude you're singing the wrong words!"
    "No I'm not, I'm making a remix!"

    Facebook ;-)
    Full credit to me for the fade.

  12. browneyedbabyy88 browneyedbabyy88
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2010 3:32pm UTC
    Every ABORTION is just...
    One more heart that was stopped...
    Two more eyes that will never see...
    Two more hands that will never touch...
    Two more feet that will never run...
    One more mouth that will never speak...

  13. ssuummeerr143 ssuummeerr143
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2010 7:03am UTC
    I want to talk to the scientist;
    W h o s a y s l o v e i s n t a r e a l t h i n g .
    The x one x who x said
    "It's just an attraction between male & female."
    The | one | who | said
    "love is something our minds made up."
    The ♦ one ♦ who ♦ said
    "we're basically just sexual animals."
    i t d o e s n t m a k e s e n s e t o m e .
    I f /*/ t h a t ' s \*\ t r u e ,
    ♥_Why can't i just move on to another attractive guy?_♥
    ♥_Why am i stuck on this one guy?_♥
    ♥_Why do my insides hurt to be away from him?_♥
    ♥_Why does my heart feel torn? _♥
    I've x come x to x a x conclusion x that
    its because of that thing called love.
    S o C h e c k y o u r t h e o r y a g a i n .
    'Cause I'm pretty sure it's wrong;;
    credit to XoKing_of_QueensX3

  14. megannlovesyou megannlovesyou
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2010 11:53am UTC
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  15. clumsgirl811 clumsgirl811
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2010 3:17pm UTC
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    [<3] press the heart? [<3]


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  17. InliteFreak123 InliteFreak123
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2010 8:19pm UTC
    & because of you,
    I actually want to go to school.

  18. LastDestination LastDestination
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2010 8:11pm UTC
    Imma bee
    Imma bee
    lol!
    Jaykay;
    Imma wasp
    ~facebook group~

  19. J_Witty97 J_Witty97
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2010 5:48pm UTC
    -I can’t help but wonder;
    W h e n O u r E y e s M e e t ,
    did I catch you staring ;;
    (_.·´¯`·×» Or was it you who caught me?


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