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florenciatogno
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August 24, 2012 10:36am UTC
Thank u, because on my first fay of witty, I have 1 quote on the 2nd page of top quotes!

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1laura1218
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August 24, 2012 10:27am UTC
My teacher is always
talking to her imaginary
friend called class

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13reasonswhy
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August 24, 2012 9:44am UTC
Dear high school directioners,
You can like them, but do you really need 500 posters of them in your room. Seriously, you're in high school. It's kind of werid.
Sincerely, a creeped out girl

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HelloKittyDomoNyanCat
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August 23, 2012 3:02pm UTC
So earlier I walked downstairs to make popcorn and my brother said this:
BROTHER: You are kind of ugly Faye.
ME: You're the one watching victorious.
He's 16

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ricecrispy2128
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August 23, 2012 12:16am UTC
your_parents started following you.
OMG MY HEART. DROPPED.

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RibbonsAndLace
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August 23, 2012 12:07am UTC
I saw a crossdresser wearing a shirt that said . . .
"Guess."
Btw: This is not meant to be offensive c: I accept and support people's personal choice.

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