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your_parents · 1 decade ago
Who forgot what password?
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your_parents · 1 decade ago
I'm your patents.
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your_parents · 1 decade ago
You will marry Shia lebouf.
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your_parents · 1 decade ago
And tell me.. What's on yours?!
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your_parents · 1 decade ago
Or would you prefer to. Talk about tumblr..,
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your_parents · 1 decade ago
Are you done showing attitude?
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your_parents · 1 decade ago
If you don't go to college you wont get a good paying job and will work at McDonald's for the rest of your life!
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your_parents · 1 decade ago
Young lady, we need to talk about this here "witty profiles" thing.
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your_parents · 1 decade ago
You are GOING to college.
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your_parents · 1 decade ago
We news to talk about it! How many colleges do you think will let you in if they see the things you are posting?!
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your_parents · 1 decade ago
Yes, and we need to talk about this here "witty profiles" thing, young lady.
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your_parents · 1 decade ago
Young lady, we need to talk about this here "witty profiles" thing.
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your_parents · 1 decade ago
I AM SICK AND TIRED OF YOUR ATTITUDE! You better watch it before I turn off that precious Internet connection.
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your_parents · 1 decade ago
Whatever that means, this is a serious conversation and that is completely uncalled for. Do you like your Internet connection?!
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your_parents · 1 decade ago
LIFES NOT FAIR.
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your_parents · 1 decade ago
You are grounded frOm your laptop.
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your_parents · 1 decade ago
Wtf.. Way too funny? What?! This is a serious conversation!
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your_parents · 1 decade ago
You don't have a choice young lady! Do you want to be grounded?!
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your_parents · 1 decade ago
Young lady, we need to talk about this here "witty profiles" thing.
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your_parents · 1 decade ago
Young lady, we need to talk about this here "witty profiles" thing.
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