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  1. Hogwartian Hogwartian
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2012 4:00pm UTC
    lllll Fangirl Problems: lllll
    Sleeping in a Katniss braid and waking up
    looking like a first-year Hermione...
    -__-

  2. Rhyburgie2 Rhyburgie2
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2012 6:16pm UTC
    One Halloween I got so much candy I went back to my house to get a new bag. I went to a lady's house and she said "Trick or Treating is almost over and you have no candy. Here!" She says dumping her WHOLE candy bowl into my bag.
    I love Old People

  3. CuteGirl9 CuteGirl9
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2012 1:58pm UTC
    My Daughter: Mummy, how did you meet daddy?
    Me: Well I was going into a hotel and saw your dad as soon as he came out of the elevator.
    We bumbed into each other, and in that moment when I first laid my eyes on him, I fell in love
    with him.
    Zayn: If thats what you want to call stalking and trying to run past security, into the elevator,
    and jumping on top of me while screaming in my ear then fine, thats what happened.
    nmq

  4. SayingWhatMeFeel SayingWhatMeFeel
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2012 1:36pm UTC
    Things I Hear During School
    *Math Class*
    Teacher: "If I was a bear, I'd be a Grizzly bear."
    Girl: "I think I'd be a Teddy bear.."
    Teacher: "YOU PEDOPHILE! You like to sleep with young children!? I'm disgusted.."
    Class: "What."
    Aha, because teddy bears sleep with
    little kids, get it? :P
    My school is so weird.

  5. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2012 8:16pm UTC
    when someone yells "shotgun,"
    i yell "rosa parks" and sit in the seat and refuse to move.

:)

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