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  1. juicybaby247 juicybaby247
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2010 3:55pm UTC
    don't let the pretty face fool you
    i roll like a BOSS


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  3. screamyourheartout384 screamyourheartout384
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2010 3:56pm UTC
    do you ever feel, feel so paper thin,
    like a house of cards, one blow from caving in?
    do you ever feel already buried deep?
    six feet under screams but no one seems to hear a thing.

  4. bubbleliiciiousx3 bubbleliiciiousx3
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2010 4:18pm UTC
    Dear Prince Charming,
    You've got some explaining to do!
    Sincerely, Cinderella, Snow White, Rapunzel, and Sleeping Beauty.

  5. XxKyleighxX XxKyleighxX
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2010 4:20pm UTC
    Ok, who else should be doing homework right now? But instead your on witty, and texting.
    Cuz I know I'm not the only one (:

  6. bubbleliiciiousx3 bubbleliiciiousx3
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2010 4:21pm UTC
    Dear Turkeys,
    We feel your pain. They only love us for our breasts too.
    Sincerely, Women.


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  8. katastrophe09 katastrophe09
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2010 4:24pm UTC
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  9. x0HelloBeautiful x0HelloBeautiful
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2010 4:27pm UTC
    I'm texting you naked,
    but you don't know it :P

  10. cupiecakeexD cupiecakeexD
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2010 4:28pm UTC
    That depressing feeling when the new kid isn't hot

  11. Lollipop69 Lollipop69
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    December 5, 2010 4:29pm UTC
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  13. xoxo97nikki xoxo97nikki
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2010 4:31pm UTC
    Today, I had a fight with
    my alarm clock. It wanted me to
    wake up; I disagreed.
    Things got violent.
    Now the alarm clocks broken
    and I'm wide awake. Not sure who won.
    MLIA

  14. hopetrustbelieve hopetrustbelieve
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2010 4:36pm UTC
    Today, I was in class. Suddenly, the fire alarm went off. The teacher asked everyone to sit and she continued to teach. After a moment of silence, someone behind me began to sing:"Just gonna stand there and watch me burn." MLIA

  15. Baby_Brown_Eyes_2014 Baby_Brown_Eyes_2014
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2010 4:40pm UTC
    Dear Lord,
    May Taylor Lautner never
    find his shirt again.
    AMEN.

  16. XxKyleighxX XxKyleighxX
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2010 4:41pm UTC
    dear [Witty],
    Thanks for showing me the exact date and time that I made my account. Now I can see how much time I've wasted on here
    Sincerely ,
    Me

  17. Baby_Brown_Eyes_2014 Baby_Brown_Eyes_2014
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2010 4:44pm UTC
    Dear Wind & Rain,
    What has my hair
    ever done to you?!


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  20. juliaxo97 juliaxo97
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2010 1:29pm UTC
    Friends will ask your crush if he likes you
    Bestfriends will shove you into your crush and yell, GET SOME!!! Then run away. (:
    Ahaha, fav this if you love your best friend ! (:

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