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  1. pinapplesealover3 pinapplesealover3
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2012 4:24pm UTC
    they all say..
    he's just a boy.
    but they don't know him,
    like i do.
    no, he's not just a boy.
    he's the funniest, nicest,
    sweetest guy in the world.
    and that's why it's
    so hard
    to let go.

  2. kirosame21 kirosame21
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2012 9:34am UTC
    condoms are $4.99
    pampers are $19.99
    YOUR CHOICE.

  3. OneDirectionInfectionn OneDirectionInfectionn
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2012 5:49pm UTC
    About 95.8% of wittians like One Direction.
    nmf/mq

  4. Hayliebruss4156 Hayliebruss4156
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2012 11:42am UTC
    When Someone Says"Lets Get To Know Each Other" The First Question That Comes To Mind Is"Whats Your Favorite C0lor?"
    nmq


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  6. CourtLovesYou98 CourtLovesYou98
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2012 7:08pm UTC
    YODO=
    you only die once

  7. Abby_Williams Abby_Williams
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2012 8:54pm UTC
    Baby You Light Up My World Like Nobody Else<3

  8. SparksFlyxXx SparksFlyxXx
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2012 8:41am UTC
    You should ask me out, cause like yolo. ♥

  9. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2012 12:13pm UTC
    Dear Justin Bieber,
    You may not realize it, when you look out into the
    audience and see thousands of screaming girls at
    your concert, but each and everyone of those
    screaming fan girls, has a story. A story of how
    they lost friends because they support you, a
    story of all the arguements they were in with
    their parents because they are too obssesed.
    A story of all the crap they get from people at
    school because they are a fan, a story of crying
    because they know they will never be with you,
    the person they love. A story of a girl who is
    struggling to survive her day because she is a
    belieber. A girl who tried so hard to come see you
    that night. A girl who used all her savings, begged
    her parents, worked for the money, and did
    EVERYTHING she could to make this moment
    happen. But they did it all because of you.
    Because you are their inspiration, their role model,
    the person they know will always be there for them.
    The person they know will make them happy
    You may not see it when you look into the crowd,
    but they are all individual people who each have
    a different story behind them. You may not see
    it but I do. Because i'm one of them ♥

  10. these_things_will_change these_things_will_change
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2012 5:21pm UTC
    The hardest part about walking away from you,
    is knowing you won't chase after me.

  11. these_things_will_change these_things_will_change
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2012 5:48pm UTC
    If I treated you the way you treated me, I promise you wouldn't have stuck around the way I did.

  12. sweety11 sweety11
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2012 9:18am UTC
    It's been one year
    that you had to go
    God needed you up there
    and you offerd your help
    I miss you! ♥

  13. imakeorangejuicefromlemons imakeorangejuicefromlemons
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2010 12:25pm UTC
    quit growing
    boobs
    and start growing a
    dick

  14. justmyself justmyself
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2011 5:17pm UTC
    <3 Growing up is hard.
    Growing up is not easy to do..
    but each time you grow..
    you learn something new.
    And each time you grow...
    you get a little closer..
    to your dreams coming true.
    Growing up is
    not easy to do
    but it's worth it. <3

  15. campbell campbell
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2011 5:54pm UTC
    Were growing up
    The boys who were nerdy in sixth grade
    are now getting high.
    The girls who let their moms dress them
    are now the biggest whores.
    The kids who would get 100s on everything
    are now failing and not handing anything in.
    The girls who were once our best friends
    are changing.
    We are all growing up
    and growing apart
    so long middle school
    </3


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  17. Sunflower20 Sunflower20
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2011 4:03pm UTC
    Daughter: Dad im lesbian.
    Dad: Ok its cool!
    2nd daughter: Dad im lesbian too.
    Dad: Wtf?! Does anyone in this family like dick?
    Son: I do!!

  18. lauren_xo lauren_xo
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2011 5:12pm UTC
    Age 10: I whip my hair back and forth.
    Age 16: I pass my blunt back and forth.
    Age 30: I drive my kids back and forth
    Age 80: I rock my chair back and forth.

  19. OhHeyItsKennedi OhHeyItsKennedi
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2011 6:43pm UTC
    I sleep too much,
    parents complain.
    Don't get enough sleep,
    parents complain.
    I eat too much,
    parents complain.
    I don't eat enough,
    parents complain.
    I'm always in my room,
    parents complain.
    I go out too much,
    parents complain.
    I CAN'T WIN.

  20. ThatOneGirlNamedEmily ThatOneGirlNamedEmily
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2011 3:49pm UTC
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