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CharlAldisx
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August 10, 2012 4:28pm UTC
Today I tried to prank
Call Dominos Pizza
The conversation went like this:
Me: "Is this the Krusty Krab?"
The Cashier responded: "No, this is Patrick."
MADE. MY. LIFE.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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HurtingHeart4565
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August 10, 2012 4:52pm UTC
They'll never see.
They'll never know.
That's because I don't let my scars show.
I hide my scars across my thighs.
That way, nobody will ask why.

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OperationBeautiful
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August 10, 2012 4:56pm UTC
Be yourself.
I don't mean wear a baggy shirt and sweatpants and through your hair up in a messy bun and no make up, unless that is really truely you. I mean be who you truly are inside. If you want to dress up, dress up. If you like your hair down, wear it down. If you want to wear a little make up then go right ahead and do it. I love dressing up sometimes, but that doesn't mean I'm not being me.
Just be you.
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