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  ~ NO ORDINARY GIRL~
   XXIHEARTCOOKIESXX
FAVORITE!!
   HEARTS!
                                                       
 
  YES I AM OBSESSED WITH JUSTIN BIEBER<3
 
 
BUT WHO WOULDN'T BE LOOK AT HIM      

 
COLORFUL!
KISS KISS KISS!
 


RRHIANNA!!!



 
  1. xxiHeartCookiesxx xxiHeartCookiesxx
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2010 6:26pm UTC
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  2. xxiHeartCookiesxx xxiHeartCookiesxx
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2010 7:35pm UTC
    Last month, right before school ended, I was dawdling in the girls' room (I so did not want to go back to class). I really thought I was alone, so I put on makeup and primped and stuff.
    But just then, I heard the foulest, loudest, craziest, dirtiest sound coming from one of the stalls…
    Some girl was apparently having MAJOR diarrhea. I heard gross squirting and farts and everything!
    After about five straight minutes of pooping, the girl finally left the stall. But it was NO girl at all — it was my English teacher, Mrs. Kelly!
    Guess she must have thought she was alone too, because she looked shocked to see me there. And I could see her face was totally pink from embarrassment (mine was too).
    Plus, the bathroom smelled like rotten eggs and I had to pretend that I didn’t notice anything unusual.
    “How’s it going, Jen?” said Mrs. Kelly, casually. My response: “Not bad, Mrs. Smelly…I mean, Mrs. Kelly.” Whoops! Slip of the tongue, I swear
    HAHA
    found it on a website

  3. xxiHeartCookiesxx xxiHeartCookiesxx
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2010 4:18pm UTC
    Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who will lie under the stars and listen to your heartbeat, or will stay awake just to watch you sleep... wait for the boy who kisses your forehead, who wants to show you off to the world when you are in sweats, who holds your hand in front of his friends, who thinks you' re just as pretty without makeup on. One who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares and how lucky he is to have YOU... The one who turns to his friends and says, thats her...

  4. xxiHeartCookiesxx xxiHeartCookiesxx
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2010 4:08pm UTC
    You ain't got to buy nothin'
    (it's not what I want)
    Baby it's you
    We don't have to go nowhere
    (it's not what I want)
    Baby it's you
    It's not 'bout what you got
    I know you got a lot
    No matter what you do, you always get it hot, it's you (it's you)
    ~Baby all I want is you~
    ~Jojo~
    \\Baby It's You//

  5. xxiHeartCookiesxx xxiHeartCookiesxx
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2010 3:53pm UTC
    Love me, Love me
    Say that you love me
    Fool me, Fool me
    Oh how you do me
    Kiss me, Kiss me
    Say that you miss me
    xxJustin Bieber<33xx

  6. xxiHeartCookiesxx xxiHeartCookiesxx
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2009 7:27pm UTC
    her friend.
    They were looking through peoples MySpaces.
    The girl slowly came upon this one
    myspace.
    It had creatures in the background and the
    man
    looked like a psycho. She started
    laughing with
    her friend commenting on how ugly he
    was.
    Right
    then, an instant message came up.
    IT SAID
    SatanStalker: So how do u like my
    MySpace?
    XxLoVemExX: What?
    XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway?
    SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
    youre looking at my MySpace right now.
    XxLoVemExX: How do you know?
    SatanStalker: I know. I know when people look
    at my MySpace.
    XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make any sense, how?
    SatanStalker: I just do.
    Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like
    you.
    Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might
    say.
    At the time the girl was wearing high shorts. She started to pull them down
    a little bit to cover what ever she could. Her and her friend started
    to get worried now.
    XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting
    to care the living sh*t out of me.
    SatanStalker: You should be afraid.
    SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy
    like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what
    you just said about me with your friend like a
    minute ago.
    They were in shock.
    Her friend: Holy crap man just block him
    hes a f*cking psycho!
    The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes
    watching us?
    SatanStalker: I am.
    SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really matter if
    you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me
    from coming to your house.
    XxLoVemExX: What? My house?
    SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its not a problem.
    XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to
    leave now because youre freaking me out.
    SatanStalker: Your screen name says
    love me, trust me that wont be a problem.
    SatanStalker has just signed off.
    The girl and her friend were really
    scared.
    Girls friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust
    me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke
    from someone.
    They went upstairs and were
    having a pillow fight. All of a sudden the girls
    friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said
    ok. Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her
    friend was still in the bathroom and was wondering
    what was up. She goes and knocks but no one said
    anything she opens it and finds her friend there on
    the ground dead. She started to scream but
    when she turned around he was there.
    News the next
    morning said that there was one girl dead in
    the bathroom; her neck sliced with blood all
    over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall.
    Just her head.
    If you do not repost this in the next two
    minutes there will be three men, one in your
    bathroom,
    one in your room, and one killing your parents
    at that very moment. Tonight at 1:30am. Well
    what are you waiting for? Repost or you are going
    to die!

  7. xxiHeartCookiesxx xxiHeartCookiesxx
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2009 7:19pm UTC
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  8. xxiHeartCookiesxx xxiHeartCookiesxx
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2009 7:13pm UTC
    Don't you wish you
    could just
    Google
    what he thinks about you

  9. xxiHeartCookiesxx xxiHeartCookiesxx
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2009 7:08pm UTC
    Google creepers
    Web Show Options...
    Did you mean: All the guys who talk to me?

  10. xxiHeartCookiesxx xxiHeartCookiesxx
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2009 7:01pm UTC
    I'm the type of girl who would walk into chairs
    And says sorry

  11. xxiHeartCookiesxx xxiHeartCookiesxx
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2009 6:58pm UTC
    OMG!
    ~the rain's wet~

  12. xxiHeartCookiesxx xxiHeartCookiesxx
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2009 6:54pm UTC
    People say you can't
    live without love
    i think oxygen is more important :D

  13. xxiHeartCookiesxx xxiHeartCookiesxx
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2009 6:31pm UTC
    whytrysohardtofitin
    whenclearly,youwere
    borntostandout

  14. xxiHeartCookiesxx xxiHeartCookiesxx
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2009 6:20pm UTC
    What can Justin Beiber not count up to 2?
    HaHa get it
    ONE Time
    One Less Lonley Girl
    ~Credit to Ryan Seacrest~

  15. xxiHeartCookiesxx xxiHeartCookiesxx
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2009 6:07pm UTC
    And am i the only one who is to lazy to add colors and decorations to your qoutes?

  16. xxiHeartCookiesxx xxiHeartCookiesxx
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2009 6:01pm UTC
    *HIGHLIGHT*
    Why do I waste my time thinking about you when I'm im just
    i n v i s a b l e
    to you
    <333
    love

  17. xxiHeartCookiesxx xxiHeartCookiesxx
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2009 3:32am UTC
    Please read-true story (not me)
    I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.
    The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.
    The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'
    Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
    The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
    Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.
    The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.
    Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
    'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.
    She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.'
    I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.
    But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now.
    I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.'
    His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God.
    Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
    My heart nearly stopped.
    The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet.
    I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.'
    Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing.
    He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.'
    'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.'
    Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
    I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check
    Again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''
    'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.'
    I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it.
    There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.
    The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'
    Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll,
    so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''
    'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much.
    But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''
    'My mommy loves white roses.'
    A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.
    I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.
    I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.
    Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago,
    which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.
    The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state.
    The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.
    Was this the family of the little boy?
    Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.
    I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.
    She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
    I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever.
    The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.
    And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
    Now you have 2 choices:
    1) Repost this message, or
    2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

  18. xxiHeartCookiesxx xxiHeartCookiesxx
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2009 2:40am UTC
    Test Your Tongue [;
    find the 3 and get a kiss tomorrow
    SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
    SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
    SSSSSSSSSSSS3SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
    SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
    SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
    SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
    SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
    *find the B! DON'T skip or ur wish wont come true...
    RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
    RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
    RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
    RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRBRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
    RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
    RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
    RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
    *Once youve found the "b" Find The Mistake
    ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYNZ
    Once You've Found The Mistake Find the 1
    IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
    IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
    IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
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    IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
    IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIiIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
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    IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
    IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII1III
    IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
    IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
    Once you found the 1. Find the 6
    9999999999999999999999999999999999
    9999999999999999999999999999999999
    9999999999999999999999999999999999
    9999999999999999999999999999999999
    9999999999999999999999999999999999
    9999999999999999999999999999999999
    9999699999999999999999999999999999
    9999999999999999999999999999999999
    9999999999999999999999999999999999
    9999999999999999999999999999999999
    9999999999999999999999999999999999
    9999999999999999999999999999999999
    once you've found the 6... Find the N (it's hard!!)
    MMMMMMMMMMMMM
    MMMMMMMMMMMMM
    MMMMMMMMMMMMM
    MMMMMMMNMMMMM
    MMMMMMMMMMMMM
    MMMMMMMMMMMMM
    MMMMMMMMMMMMM
    MMMMMMMMMMMMM
    MMMMMMMMMMMMM
    MMMMMMMMMMMMM
    once you've found the N... Find the Q...
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOQOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    Find the i
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    now, make 2 wishes!
    *~*they will come true!!!!!! *~*
    As soon as u made ur two wishes repost this as "test ur tongue" ;)
    if u don't ur wishes wont come true! :(
    You got twenty minutes Hurry!

  19. xxiHeartCookiesxx xxiHeartCookiesxx
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2009 1:21pm UTC
    Don't Fall For Someone
    Unless They Are Wiling To
    ~Catch You~

  20. xxiHeartCookiesxx xxiHeartCookiesxx
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2009 1:17pm UTC
    Supporting the Fighters
    Admiring the Survivors
    Honoring the Taken
    And never ever.....
    ~Give up Hope~

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