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  1. Heidi_Veronica Heidi_Veronica
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2010 12:24am UTC
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    That sad moment when...
    You see the new kid and...
    He isn't even cute....
    </3
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  2. Heidi_Veronica Heidi_Veronica
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2010 6:07am UTC
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    That sad moment when...
    You see the new kid and...
    He isn't even cute....
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  3. Steve Steve
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2010 3:38pm UTC
    I'm not fat, I'm American!

  4. bby_gurl13 bby_gurl13
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2011 8:00pm UTC
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  5. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  6. somewhereXoutXthere somewhereXoutXthere
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2011 9:35pm UTC
    Does anyone else...
    write their crush's initials in a heart with their own on the shower door when it's all full of steam?
    Cause I don't or anything...
    that'd be weird...
    t

  7. An'* An'*
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2011 7:09pm UTC
    i want to lie in the grass
    and stare at the stars with you. ♥♥

  8. itsvianna itsvianna
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2010 4:06pm UTC
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    I have to put cereal
    in my bowl before I pour in the milk. It's a law.
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  9. itsvianna itsvianna
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2010 4:10pm UTC
    Taking that last
    sip of
    your drink right before leaving a restaurant ;)

  10. itsvianna itsvianna
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2010 9:43pm UTC
    "You break it,
    you buy it."
    I wish the same
    rule applied
    to our hearts.

  11. itsvianna itsvianna
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2010 9:38pm UTC
    THAT AWKWARD MOMENT
    WHEN YOU REALIZE YOU'RE ONLY AS FLY AS A G5.

  12. itsvianna itsvianna
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2010 9:49am UTC
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    Maybe Squidward
    is angry
    all the time because
    someone stole his pants
    ♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦
    .

  13. ittsssmekate ittsssmekate
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2010 6:02pm UTC
    THE AWKWARD MOMENT
    When you're wearing sweatpants
    & you have no pockets.
    So you put your phone on your waste
    & and slides down your leg..
    happen to anybody else?!

  14. imperfect_teenager imperfect_teenager
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2010 12:44pm UTC
    That Akward Moment
    when you realize witty has nothing left but
    "Akward Moment" quotes

  15. mjalltheway2233 mjalltheway2233
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2010 4:18pm UTC
    Dear Windshield Wipers,
    Can't Touch this.
    Sincerely, The Little Triangle

  16. swerv swerv
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2010 1:13pm UTC
    And who else remembers
    - Rufus-
    that naked mole rat
    from Kim Possible?
    ---------- ♥ ----------

  17. KatieGee KatieGee
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2010 12:33pm UTC
    Pulling up your blanket
    & accidently punching
    yourself in the face.
    [[ ♥ ]]

  18. madididntknowaboutthat madididntknowaboutthat
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2010 8:37pm UTC
    No Offense
    [but this will be offensive]

  19. justbrowneyes justbrowneyes
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2010 10:36pm UTC
    dear spare change;
    OM NOM NOM NOM.
    sincerely, the couch

  20. beautyinabox beautyinabox
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2010 8:05am UTC
    *drops something* *picks it up*
    *drops it again*
    WTF?

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