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  1. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. breakinthebed_x3 breakinthebed_x3
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2009 7:54pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  3. Jordiee_x0 Jordiee_x0
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2009 7:05pm UTC
    When The Hell Do Phineas And Ferb Go Back To School?

  4. Cookie_ninja_xo Cookie_ninja_xo
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2008 5:02pm UTC
    A few ways to make an aim conversation more interesting/funnier:
    1. Start saying "omg omg omg omg omg" and wait for them to freak out and say "whats the matter?!" And then just say; hi.
    2. Ask the person your talking to to write you a story.
    3. Say; "I know what your doing." They'll say " how?" You reply: "I can see you through the window."
    4. Tell them it spells like up dog in your room and theyll say "Whats up dog?" And you reply: "Nothing much.. just chillin.. you?
    5. Tell them your brother/sister just fell down the stairs.
    6. Say " I g2g my favorite show is on" They'll say "what show?" "Dora the explorer.. durr!"
    7. Send a sad face and they'll ask why you are sad, you reply: "cuz i just looked at a picture of your face! :("
    8. Send random drawings. For example:
    () ()
    (oo)
    (uu)O and say "Look! It's a bunny!"
    9. Keep changing your font color.
    10. Send red, then orange, then yellow, then green, then blue, then purple, then pink, and tell them its a rainbow.
    11. Tell them you are moving to Anarctica so they can have your ipod.
    12. Send kissy faces even if it is a girl and say "I loveeee yoouuu (: <333"
    13. Write random stuff (fajfsaighaigksnaoahg for example) and then tell them your cat jumped on the keyboard.
    14. Tell them you g2g because its time for dinner at 3:00.
    15. Get quotes off witty and keep sending them randomly.
    16. On your away message/status write random stuff about the person you are talking to.
    17. Erase your profile and on it write your friends name at the top instead of yours; [_____'s buddy info] and then write a bunch of weird stuff under it.
    18. Start bursting out in song.
    19. Say you have to go because it is time for your anger management class and then when they say okay bye or lol flip out at them.
    20. Tell them you just made a new screename its: I hAtE _____ [<-- their name]
    21. Ignore them for awhile.
    22. Write in one of the symbol fonts.
    **ALL MINE**
    Oh my goodness this took me so long!
    Hope you like!
    Thought these would be pretty funny to do!
    [I did some of them]
    Rate for mee ;)

  5. xDroPxiTxLikExiTsxHoTT xDroPxiTxLikExiTsxHoTT
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2009 5:43pm UTC
    did anybody else
    laugh when they
    realized that the number
    5314004
    looked like the word
    "boobies"
    upside-down?
    all mine<3

  6. eminemmxoxo eminemmxoxo
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2009 5:46pm UTC
    Ain’t got a care in world,
    But got plenty of beer-
    Ain’t got no money in
    my pocket, but I’m already
    here_ Now, the dudes are
    lining up cause they hear
    we got swagger ; But we kick
    ‘em to the curb unless they look
    like Mick Jagger. I’m talking
    about - everybody getting
    crunk;crunk.

  7. SimplyLovely_ SimplyLovely_
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2009 5:48pm UTC
    so young and full of running, all the way to the edge of desire.
    steady - x - my - x - breathing - x - silently - x - screaming
    "i have to have you now."


  8. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  9. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  10. oxshelbyxo oxshelbyxo
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2009 6:09pm UTC
    life isn't about
    waiting for the storm to pass ;
    it's about learning how to
    dance in the rain

  11. chinabbyxx3 chinabbyxx3
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2009 6:09pm UTC
    >>and♥all♥i♥think♥about♥is♥that♥night<<
    when i should have been dead
    cuz my heart must have skipped about
    ---> *A T H O U S A N D B E A T S* <---
    ♥♥♥

  12. soccerislife13 soccerislife13
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2009 6:10pm UTC
    .x.x.x.x.x.x.x.x.x.x.x.x.x.
    so just recently,
    i've started taking chances
    and i don't know if i can get used to it.
    .x.x.x.x.x.x.x.x.x.x.x.x.x.

  13. oxshelbyxo oxshelbyxo
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2009 6:12pm UTC
    .: with friends like these :.
    who needs
    enemies ?

  14. morganashley morganashley
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2009 6:14pm UTC
    i never used to believe people when they said
    "you should always follow your heart".
    one year, and the biggest regret of my life later,
    i understand why they said that.
    (every time i look at him, my heart aches. i never took a chance).
    mine.

  15. xxheiressxx xxheiressxx
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2009 3:38pm UTC
    ♥HOW GUYS FLIRT 101♥:
    > He stares at you a lot
    > He hits you a lot(playfully)
    >He uses the first thing that pops into his head to start a converstaion with you
    >He yelled, "HI" to your mom that day she picked you up from school
    > He tries to make you laugh anyway even if he gets hurt in the process
    > His voice gets softer when ever you two talk
    > You hung up on him. He called you back
    > You where invited by him to a group outin
    >He called you to talk about nothing at all.
    > He imitates your laugh Which makes you laugh even harder
    > He remembers little things you mention in casual conversation
    > He sometimes stares straight into your eyes.
    >He uses every possible way to touch you (your hair, face, thighs, etc.)
    Now make a wish.
    > >>
    > >>
    > >>
    > >> ♥>♥>♥>♥>>♥>♥>♥>♥>>♥
    > >>
    > >>
    > >> ♥>♥>♥>♥>>♥>♥>♥>♥>>♥
    > >>
    > >>
    Ok stop!!
    Your wish will come true if you repost this
    If you don't repost this then you will never get asked out
    or you will lose the one you love!
    Repost this in 15 min and your wish will come true in 5 days.
    Repost this in 10 min and your wish will come true in 3 days.
    Repost this in 5 min and your wish will come true in 1 day.

  16. babycakesx911 babycakesx911
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2009 11:15pm UTC
    are you serious?
    you broke her heart,
    and you're practically doing a touchdown dance in your room.
    yeah, you're real cool.

  17. ilovemusicx33 ilovemusicx33
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2009 11:16pm UTC
    you dont just stop
    loving someone ;; either you
    never did or a l w a y s will
    add if you like?!
    comment please[:

  18. BreakUpQuote_xx BreakUpQuote_xx
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2009 11:17pm UTC
    6Long Great Years
    Of Holding Your Hand
    And kissing You.
    You made Me Feel
    Amazing. And right
    After 9Months Of
    TryingxtoxGetxOverxYou
    I finally Do. [[&]] You
    Decide To callMe
    And ask For Me Back ?
    Am I supposed to Believe
    You Changed ? Am I Supposed
    To say Yes ? No , I don't Think
    So . You.Dumped.Me For
    AnotherGirl . Well
    I didn't Say Yes I Said No
    Because I finally Realized
    The one Who Loves
    Me Won't Make Me Cry.
    BreakUpQuote_xx

  19. EmOxSc3n3xQu33N EmOxSc3n3xQu33N
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2009 11:18pm UTC
    It's Funny How;
    someone can b r e a k your heart;
    but you still love them with all the
    l i t t l e p i e c e s
    </3

  20. _forever _forever
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2009 11:19pm UTC
    &so i'm falling...
    ( breaking ) <3 no idea what to do. but in any
    way you put it -------->> i can't live without you.
    x_________________x

:)

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