Witty Profiles

menu
sign in or join

xoxjillxox101

Status: What is life if you dont live it?

Member Since: 23 Oct 2011 05:04pm

Last Seen: 17 Dec 2013 03:12pm

Location: somewhere where my mind isnt

Gender: F

user id: 230409

120 Quotes
3,519 Favorites
129 Following
91 Followers
2 Comment Points
Comments
Comments on Quotes
Comments by User
Quote Comments by User
Flair beta

follow block report


Dont let the fear of striking out, keep you from playing the game.
Hey creeper
10 facts about me that you probably dont care about or wont read, so basically they are facts that i wrote because i was bord.. :
1-Im insecure (who isnt these days?)
2-I have the best friends a person could ever ask for, which makes me one of the luckiest people in the entire world.
3-I want to be wanted
4-People really dont undserstand what my family is like.
5-Im honestly always confused.
6-Music literally is my life line.
7-I think im hesterical, even though many people *cough cough colleen* dont think so. :)
8-Nutella.
9-I hate people.
10- I want to face my fears but they hold me back.
Instagram
  1. xoxjillxox101 xoxjillxox101
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2012 11:39am UTC
    In a thousand years....
    People will dig up tanning beds and think we fried people for a punishment

  2. xoxjillxox101 xoxjillxox101
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2012 10:58pm UTC
    TURTLE BACKPACK TURTLE SPIN :D

  3. xoxjillxox101 xoxjillxox101
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2012 10:32pm UTC
    I`m good at wasting time, I think lyrics need to rhyme. And you`re not askin’ but I`m try`na grow a mustache. I eat cheese, but only on pizza, please. And sometimes on a home made quesadilla, otherwise it smells like feet to me. And I, I really like it when the moon looks like a toe nail, and I love it when you say my name. If you want to know here it goes, gonna tell you there`s a part of me that shows if we`re close gonna let you see everything. But remember that you asked for it. I`ll try to do my best to impress, but it`s easier to let you take a guess at the rest, but you wanna hear what lives in my brain, in my heart, well you asked for it. For you perusin` at times confusin` slightly amusing` INTRODUCING ME. Do do do do do do do. Do do do do do do do do. La da da la da da da da.
    Comment where this is from and who sings it!!

  4. xoxjillxox101 xoxjillxox101
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2012 10:10pm UTC
    GET OUT OF MY KITCHEN!

  5. xoxjillxox101 xoxjillxox101
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2012 8:18pm UTC
    my friends care more about me getting a boyfriend than i do....

  6. xoxjillxox101 xoxjillxox101
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2012 4:39pm UTC
    Grab your Phone. got it ?
    Yeah
    What kind is your phone?
    Samsung Gravity
    Who is the first person to come up under the letter M?
    Madison
    Whos the last person you called?
    AAASHANNONS SEXY!
    Who was your last missed call from?
    Emma is my bestie
    Who is the 2nd person to come up under D?
    Danielle
    Whos the third person who comes up under J?
    John T
    How many messages are currently in your inbox?
    83
    What do you have as your background?
    One Direction :)
    Whos the 5th message in your inbox from?
    AAASHANNONS SEXY!
    Whos the fifth person who comes up under B?
    I dont have a 5th B contact....
    How many bars of signal do you currently have there?
    1
    Who was your last message from?
    4000 (email number)
    Who is the first name in your phone book?
    AAASHANNONS SEXY! (she always wants to be first)
    Who is the last person in your phonebook?
    ZoeY
    Name every person you have text messages from in your inbox.
    AAASHANNONS SEXY!, Emma is my bestie, 4000, Taylor, 3818
    Whos the 5th person under A?
    Auntie Susie
    Who is the ninth person on your missed call list?
    AAASHANNONS SEXY! (me makes me look like i have no friends.. but i do)
    What does the 6th message on your outbox say ?
    " HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    HAHHA''

  7. xoxjillxox101 xoxjillxox101
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2012 5:12pm UTC
    OH YEAH! WAKE UP YEAH!
    -Pauly D

  8. xoxjillxox101 xoxjillxox101
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2012 11:19pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  9. xoxjillxox101 xoxjillxox101
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2012 11:15pm UTC
    No one, and i mean NO ONE is allowed to make fun of my sisters unless you want to get hurt, VERY badly

  10. xoxjillxox101 xoxjillxox101
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2012 8:58pm UTC
    I am 54% obsessed with my looks
    I own:
    [x] hair straightener
    [x] curling iron
    [x] mousse
    [x] hairspray
    [] gel
    [x] other sprays
    [x] bobby pins
    [x] hair clips
    [x] hair ties
    [x] round barrel brush
    [x] blow dryer
    [x] mirror
    [ ] I have dyed my hair
    [ ] I have/had highlights
    TOTAL: 11
    Eyes: I own
    [ ] black eyeliner
    [] other color eyeliner
    [] eye shadow
    [x] mascara
    [ ] fake eyelashes
    [] eyelash curler
    [] eye shimmer
    [ ] contacts
    [ ] stunna shades
    [ x] eye makeup remover
    TOTAL: 2
    Lips/Teeth: I own
    [x ] clear lip gloss
    [x] red or pink lip gloss
    [] lipstick
    [x] chap stick
    [] lip plumper
    [ ] electric toothbrush
    [ ] teeth whitener
    [ ] more than 15 lip glosses
    [x] toothpaste
    TOTAL: 4
    Complexion/Overall Face: I own
    [] blush
    [x] moisturizer
    [x] face wash
    [] bronzer
    [x] makeup remover
    [] face wipes
    [x] powder
    [ ] concealer
    [] blotting papers
    TOTAL: 4
    Nails:
    [x]nail polish/varnish
    [x] filer
    [x] nail clipper
    [] nail buffer
    [] cuticle remover
    [] nail hardener
    [] nail brush
    [] fake nails
    [ ] nail scissors
    TOTAL: 6
    OVERALL TOTAL: 27
    Now multiply your number by 2
    Then repost as I am % obsessed with my looks.
    nmq\nmf

  11. xoxjillxox101 xoxjillxox101
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2012 8:51pm UTC
    When you see your neighbor try to dunk and then epically miss while the other one walks backwards and falls over his bike.
    MY DAY=MADE

  12. xoxjillxox101 xoxjillxox101
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2012 8:50pm UTC
    Cause the walls burned up
    and the love fell down

  13. xoxjillxox101 xoxjillxox101
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2012 7:36pm UTC
    KONY 2012
    he must be stopped

  14. xoxjillxox101 xoxjillxox101
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2012 7:59pm UTC
    If... all the guys in the world found about witty profiles, they would all know what a girl wants and how to be treated. just a thought

  15. xoxjillxox101 xoxjillxox101
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2012 7:22pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  16. xoxjillxox101 xoxjillxox101
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2012 2:32pm UTC
    Quiz ♥
    Basics
    Name: Jill
    Birthday: September 15, 1998
    Current Location: bedroom
    Current Mood: Bored
    Favorites
    Flower: white roses
    Color: blue, black, white, purple
    Restaurant: Friendlys :)
    Store: Forever 21
    Designer: idk
    Animal: dog :D
    Drink: Arnald Palmer
    This That or Both:
    Summer or Winter: Summer
    Shoes or Purse: shoes
    Jeans or Skirt: Jeans.
    Showers or Baths: shower
    Rich or Famous: ummm...rich?
    Diamonds or Pearls: Diamonds
    Yoga or Sports: Sports
    Ocean or Pool: Pool
    Pink or Blue: blue.. but it depends what shade :)
    White or Black: black
    Real tan or Tanning beds: Real tan
    Peppy or Gothic: Peppy
    Eyeliner or Mascara: i prefur eyeliner, but i cant wear it so mascara
    Lipgloss or Lipstick: Lipgloss
    Boys!
    Taken or Single: Single
    Relationships or Flings: Relationships
    What's more important looks or personality: both :)
    Longest relationship: ......
    Shortest relationship: ......lik a day.....
    Crush?: a small one
    Does he know you like him: nope bc we r friends
    Do you believe in soulmates: umm... idk.. maybe... wen i find mine i will :)
    Do you like romantic guys: Yeah i guess
    Flowers or candy? candy :D
    Have you been in love: nope
    Did it work out: umm if i havent been in love who is it possible for it to not work
    Has any guy ever cheated on you: ....nvr had anyone to cheat on me...
    Have you ever cheated: no and i never wood
    Friends:
    Who's your best friend: Taylor and Hannah
    Do you tell them everything: pretty much!
    Is this person number 1 on your friends list: yupp!
    Would you do anything for him/her: yeah
    Can you be yourself in front of your girls: ya and they are themselves in front of me to!

  17. xoxjillxox101 xoxjillxox101
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2012 12:22pm UTC
    *old person comes up to me*
    HI!! how are you!? u have gotten so big!
    *kisses my forhead and gives me a hug*
    *smiles at them*
    Im good how are you.?
    *thinks to myself: WTF I DONT EVEN KNOW THIS PERSON AND SHES KISSING ME! *

  18. xoxjillxox101 xoxjillxox101
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2012 11:24am UTC
    FIND THE WORD HI IN THIS!!
    hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
    hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
    hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
    hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
    hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
    hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
    hhhhhhhhhhhhhhihhhhhhhhhhhhhh
    hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
    hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
    hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
    hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
    hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
    hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
    hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

  19. xoxjillxox101 xoxjillxox101
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2012 12:41pm UTC
    OH MY GOD BECKY LOOK AT HER BUTT!
    -DRAKE

  20. xoxjillxox101 xoxjillxox101
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2012 11:53am UTC
    *My friend txting her close ex bf on my fone* 11:45 pm
    Ex boyfriend: wanna cuddle
    My friend: umm… im at jills house, its pouring outside , and its almost midnight, I don’t think we can…
    Ex boyfriend: ur point.
    *me and my friend are freaking out cuz he wants her to leave my house.*
    My friend: umm… we are houses away from eachother and its rainy, and its midnight. I cant.
    Ex boyfriend: ok but I really kinda wanna make out right now.
    *my friend and I are now freakin g out at how weird he is and we think he is high… like ligit we think he is high.*
    My friend: OMG NO!
    Ex boyfriend: srry I suck at txting at night.
    My friend: ya I can tell.
    *this went on for about 2 hours…. U need to be there to rlly understand it.*

:)

Join · Top Quotes · New Quotes · Random · Chat · Add Quote · Rules · Privacy Policy · Terms of Use · Full Site
© 2003-2024 Witty Profiles