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  1. Puffball55 Puffball55
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2011 9:05pm UTC
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    If I had a snowflake for everytime I thought of you,
    We would never have to go to school.
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  2. Erinlovesyouboo Erinlovesyouboo
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2011 5:08pm UTC
    Love is deaf
    you can't just tell someone you love them
    you have to show it ♥

  3. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2011 8:40pm UTC
    Selena:"Who says your not perfect?"
    Miley: "Nobodys Perfect!"
    P!nk: "Your F**king Perfect"
    Im confused am I perfect or not?!

  4. Foreverfallingx Foreverfallingx
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2011 5:45pm UTC
    When guys don't realize they're cuteness,
    it suddenly makes them cuter.

  5. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2011 4:32pm UTC
    If the people in horror movies listented to me
    they would still be alive.

  6. confessions_of_a_cutter confessions_of_a_cutter
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2011 7:40pm UTC
    Not pretty enough.
    Not smart enough.
    Not skinny enough.
    Not nice enough.
    Not funny enough.
    Not preppy enough.
    Not exciting enough.
    Not worth enough.
    Not good enough.

  7. SLERP SLERP
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2011 8:07pm UTC
    Dear iPhone,
    Please stop changing my rude words into nice ones.
    You piece of shut.

  8. idance idance
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2011 5:02pm UTC
    Use your smile to change the world,
    don't let the world change your smile.

  9. idance idance
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2011 4:48pm UTC
    A couple days ago,
    I was going to my english class when I realized somebody had wrote "dumble"
    on the door. I was in a good mood for the rest of the day.

  10. idance idance
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2011 4:37pm UTC
    doing your homework in
    the class period right before it's due

  11. idance idance
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2011 4:39pm UTC
    being the only person
    still laughing
    after everybody else is over it. ♥

  12. idance idance
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2011 4:44pm UTC
    Today, I saw an old lady
    vaccuming her lawn.

  13. Chelseaauroraxo Chelseaauroraxo
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2011 6:21pm UTC
    Awkward(adjective)-
    when two pedophiles meet up after chatting as 15 year old girls online

  14. Tris1902 Tris1902
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2011 9:01pm UTC
    It's Funny How
    Everyone calls us "Pretty" and "Beautiful" but when we look in the mirror we see the complete opposite.
    nmf
    LAYOUT CREDIT TO TWIHARD4EVA1012

  15. iamManny iamManny
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2011 5:09pm UTC
    9/11Today in class we had a moment of silence for those who lost they're lives in 9/11While we were sitting there in complete silence the 'class clown' say's "THIS IS STUPID"I never wanted to hit someone so bad in my entire life, it made me so mad, i waited till the moment of silence was over.When it was i walked up and asked him what was going through his head when he said that? he said "nothing"I have never cursed someone out so badnot my format

  16. liljjx0 liljjx0
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2011 8:17pm UTC
    Favorite if you already have names picked out for your future children
    & comment what they are! :)
    Format credit: sarasaur

  17. taytayx311 taytayx311
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2011 9:51pm UTC
    we all have,
    that one boy that has a girlfriend and you don't. You're just like
    "He can get a girlfriend but I can't get a boyfriend?"
    nmf
    format:DinoZeeZee

  18. softballgurl10 softballgurl10
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2011 9:01pm UTC
    Watching him with children ,
    and thinking,
    one day he will make an amazing father.

  19. ILoveYouforever01 ILoveYouforever01
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2011 5:38pm UTC
    People ask me why i wear belts everyday,
    It's because i be lookin like a fool with my pants on the ground.

  20. The_real_me2413 The_real_me2413
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2011 12:27pm UTC
    THE AWKWARD MOMENT
    When you get a bug bite
    on your butt

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