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  1. JBieberFacts JBieberFacts
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2011 7:03pm UTC
    Justin Bieber Fact #177
    Justin said he almost got killed when his
    segway broke down and hundreds of girls
    surrounded him with no security.

  2. xobiebesxo xobiebesxo
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2011 8:45pm UTC
    Sometimes you make me
    more confused than a homeless man on house arrest

  3. t_swizz653 t_swizz653
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2011 8:15pm UTC
    Admit it we all tried
    having a diary;
    but failed
    epically

  4. lovelife1819 lovelife1819
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2011 7:06pm UTC
    THE AWKWARD MOMENT
    When your the first one at the lunch table and you look like a loner

  5. livlafluv95 livlafluv95
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2011 9:11pm UTC
    my grandma was head cheerleader.
    my grandpa was captain of the football team.

    fave if you think this is adorable :)

  6. An'* An'*
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2011 9:09pm UTC
    when i left,
    i wanted you to chase after me. ♥

  7. soccerplayerrr21 soccerplayerrr21
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2011 5:30pm UTC
    In kindergarten,
    It's called a "playdate."
    In middle school,
    It's called "hanging out."
    In high school,
    It's called "come to my house I'm bored out of my mind."

  8. comedreamwithme_ comedreamwithme_
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2011 6:32pm UTC
    T H E B E S T P A R T A B O U T F I E L D T R I P S ?
    ----------> the bus rides ♡

  9. PwinncessScarrxD PwinncessScarrxD
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2011 3:19pm UTC
    WHen I'm bored at home,
    I go on my laptop.
    WHen I'm bored at school,
    I draw a circle on my paper which turns into a snowman melting in the middle of a long lost desert with giant fire breathing monkeys surrounding that snowman trying to protect themselves from a bright orange spaceship from abducting them all.
    Full credit to: soccerplayerrr21

  10. LifeIsAMovie LifeIsAMovie
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2011 5:00pm UTC
    I shall call him
    squishy and he shall
    be mine and he shall
    be my squishy. come on squishy, come on, little squishy.... OWW bad sqishy, bad.
    ~Finding Nemo

  11. 13EmilyBasketballStar 13EmilyBasketballStar
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2011 3:07pm UTC
    Thatsadmomentwhen...you think you have a wicked good quote and then it only gets l i ke 5 l i kes.

  12. gocrazyformwahh gocrazyformwahh
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2011 5:21pm UTC
    ♥♥
    pencil: you know i'm really sorry
    eraser: for what? you didn't do anything
    pencil: i'm sorry 'cause you get hurt because of me. Whenever i make a mistake you're always there to erase it. But as you make my mistakes vanish, you lose a part of yourself. You get smaller and smaller every time
    eraser: that's true but i don't really mind. you see, i was made to do this. i was made to help you whenever you do something wrong. even though one of these days i know i'll be gone and you have to replace me with a new one, i'm actually happy with my job. so please, stop worrying. i hate seeing you sad(:
    ♥♥

  13. anonymouus anonymouus
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2011 7:35pm UTC
    let your smile change the world
    don't let the world change your smile.

  14. RooselyneRawr RooselyneRawr
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2011 4:32pm UTC
    I know most of you will ignore this, but...
    My Birthday is tomorrow. (:
    I'm turning 15.
    Can I get 15 faves?
    I will also write on each & every one of you
    who fave this, page saying thank you
    and fave two quotes of yours.
    [ ♥ ]

  15. you_know_you_love_me you_know_you_love_me
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2011 4:07pm UTC
    *Today in Science class.*
    Teacher:What pollutes the water?
    Kid: OSAMA BIN LADEN!"
    Oh, how I love this kid. ♥


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  17. GraceeBee123 GraceeBee123
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2011 1:54pm UTC
    Dear eyelashes, pennies, dandelions, wishbones, shooting stars, 11:11, and birthday candles, DO YOUR JOB ALREADY.

  18. itsasstastic itsasstastic
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2011 1:55pm UTC
    ThErE aRe No StUpId QuEsTiOnS,
    oNlY sTuPiD pEoPlE.

  19. xoxkate1996xox xoxkate1996xox
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2011 1:57pm UTC
    I'm worth $7,680 but not just anyone can buy me <3 ;P
    Hair color: [] Black = $30 [] Blonde = $50 [x] Red = $120 [x] Brown = $15 [] Bald = $5 [] Other = $2
    Eye Color: [x] Brown = $15 [x] Green = $150 [] Blue = $50 [x] Hazel = $100 [] Other = $15
    Height: [] Over 7' = $200 [] 6'8' to 7' = $175 [] 6'0' to 6'7' = $150 [x] 5'5' to 5'11' = $75 [x] 4'9' to 5'4' = $50 [] Under 4'9 = $45
    Age: [] 41 to 50 = $150 [] 31 to 40 = $100 [] 26 to 30 = $75 [] 21 to 25 = $50 [] 19 to 20 = $25 [x] 0 to 18= $100
    Birth Order: [] Twins or more than twins - $300 [x] First Born = $300 [] Only Child = $250 [] Second Born=$150 [] Middle Child=$100 [] Last Born=$200 [] Third Born=$100 [] Fourth Born = $100 [] Fifth Born = $375 [] It Depends If You Count Half Sisters and/or Half Brothers = $250
    Pets: [] None = $10 [] Cat(s) = $400 [] Bird(s) - $215 [] Dog(s) - $200 [x] Other = $150
    Vision: [] Perfect Vision = $300 [] Need or Have Glasses/Contacts But Don't Wear Them = $50 [] No Correction = $100 [x] Glasses = $150 [x] Contacts = $25 [] Surgical Correction = $135
    Family's Car Color(s): [x] Silver/Gray = $2,000 [x] Maroon = $800 [] Gold = $700 [x] Black = $600 [x] Blue = $900 [] Pink = $475 [] White = $450 [X] Red = $400 [] Green = $350 [] Orange = $400 [] Purple = $250 [] Metallic = $200 [] Yellow = $100 [] Primer = $75 [] Tan = $20 [] Rusted = $15 [] No Car = $10
    Shoe Size: [] 13+ = $300 [] 12 1/2 to 13 = $250 [] 11 to 12 = $700 [] 7 to 10 = $600 [x] Under 7 = $5
    Favorite Colors (Choose Three) [x] Lime Green = $750 [] Black = $600 [x] Red = $800 [] Yellow = $ 475 [] Brown = $50 [] Purple = $225 [] Aqua = $350 [] Orange = $300 [] Blue = $300 [x] Pink = $100 [] Other = $50
    * Add all your answers...
    Did you use a calculator? [x] Yes = $0 [] No = $1000 [] On Some = $750


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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