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xSarahLovesYoux

1. xSarahLovesYoux
   posted a quote
   September 1, 2012 10:44am UTC
   All credit to Pesadilla. Do not s
   I've always wanted to go into an elevator full of strangers & say,
   'I bet you're wondering why I've gathered you all here today.'
   
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2. xSarahLovesYoux
   posted a quote
   September 1, 2012 10:39am UTC
   All credit to Pesadilla. Do not steal.
   Pardon me, but you're obviously mistaking me for someone who gives a damn.
   
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3. xSarahLovesYoux
   posted a quote
   September 1, 2012 10:32am UTC
   DON'T MAKE ME MAD
   AND THEN TELL ME TO CALM DOWN. THAT'S LIKE
   SHOOTING SOMEONE AND THEN WONDERING WHY
   THEY'RE BLEEDING.
   
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4. xSarahLovesYoux
   posted a quote
   August 31, 2012 10:01pm UTC
   Suffering from the hot side of the pillow while the cold side 'recharges'.
   
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5. xSarahLovesYoux
   posted a quote
   August 31, 2012 9:58pm UTC
   Dear Mom,
   there are teenagers who are using drugs & getting pregnant. I'm sitting here on the internet.
   Sincerely, you're welcome.
   
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6. xSarahLovesYoux
   posted a quote
   August 31, 2012 9:55pm UTC
   Sneaking down like a ninja to the kitchen
   for a drink at night, trying not to wake
   your family.
   
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7. xSarahLovesYoux
   posted a quote
   August 31, 2012 9:52pm UTC
   I'm a leader, not a follower.
   Unless it's a dark place,
   then you are going first.
   
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8. xSarahLovesYoux
   posted a quote
   August 31, 2012 9:49pm UTC
   Cell phones ruined
   the fun of pushing a
   fully clothed person
   into a pool.
   
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9. xSarahLovesYoux
   posted a quote
   August 31, 2012 12:59pm UTC
   The phrase, 'Don't take this the wrong way'
   has a zero percent success rate.
   
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10. xSarahLovesYoux
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2012 12:57pm UTC
    When the internet stops working for five seconds, so does my heart.
    
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11. xSarahLovesYoux
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2012 12:55pm UTC
    I won't be impressed with technology
    until I can officially download food.
    
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12. xSarahLovesYoux
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2012 12:52pm UTC
    All credit to Pesadilla. Do not steal.
    When I die, I'm going to become a ghost and
    watch attractive people shower.
    
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13. xSarahLovesYoux
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2012 12:49pm UTC
    I don't hate you, but if you were on fire and I had water, I would drink it.
    
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14. xSarahLovesYoux
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2012 12:46pm UTC
    I hate how after an argument, I
    managed to think of really clever
    stuff I should have said. ----------
    
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15. xSarahLovesYoux
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2012 12:41pm UTC
    No I'm not lying, but when you look
    at me like that, how can I not smile?
    
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16. xSarahLovesYoux
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2012 12:39pm UTC
    I don't usually say 'no offense' but when I do, I'm about to insult you.
    
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17. xSarahLovesYoux
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2012 11:23am UTC
    Once upon a time,
    I used to go to sleep,
    until I discovered the internet.
    
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18. xSarahLovesYoux
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2012 11:19am UTC
    That Annoying Moment;
    when you're behind a slow walker
    and there is no way around them.
    
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19. xSarahLovesYoux
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2012 11:13am UTC
    Dear Google,
    thank you for doing most of my homework for me.
    Sincerely, Students.
    
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20. xSarahLovesYoux
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2012 6:34pm UTC
    that awkward moment
    when your computer screen freezes on an embarrassing website.
    
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