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1. xSarahLovesYoux
   posted a quote
   March 11, 2013 4:01pm UTC
   Saying 'I don't know' to everything when I'm in a bad mood.
   
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2. xSarahLovesYoux
   posted a quote
   December 24, 2012 10:29am UTC
   Me: Do not reply to this message.
   Other Person: Okay.
   
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3. xSarahLovesYoux
   posted a quote
   November 6, 2012 4:45pm UTC
   Admit it, sometimes you use
   Google for a spell check.
   
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4. xSarahLovesYoux
   posted a quote
   November 6, 2012 4:42pm UTC
   That awkward moment
   when you see a 10 year old
   owning better stuff than you.
   
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5. xSarahLovesYoux
   posted a quote
   November 6, 2012 4:40pm UTC
   I love it when people I
   dislike get in trouble.
   
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6. xSarahLovesYoux
   posted a quote
   November 6, 2012 4:30pm UTC
   »That risky naked run
   From the bathroom to the bedroom.
   
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7. xSarahLovesYoux
   posted a quote
   November 6, 2012 4:27pm UTC
   Putting your leg out of the blanket and feeling exposed to monsters.
   nmf
   
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8. xSarahLovesYoux
   posted a quote
   October 15, 2012 4:03pm UTC
   I like you. She likes you. You like her.
   
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9. xSarahLovesYoux
   posted a quote
   September 29, 2012 12:39pm UTC
   I say, I hate you, we break up,
   you call me, I love you.
   
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10. xSarahLovesYoux
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2012 12:31pm UTC
    When you see your friend reaching
    for your pack of gum during class.
    Oh hell no.
    ©jassayloux
    
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11. xSarahLovesYoux
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2012 12:28pm UTC
    Me: Mom, I need you to come in here, it's important!
    Mom: What?
    Me: Can you turn my light off?
    
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12. xSarahLovesYoux
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2012 12:24pm UTC
    I hate it when I look horrible in a group photo
    and the person who looks good, refuses to delete it.
    
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13. xSarahLovesYoux
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2012 12:34pm UTC
    When my Mom comes into the room
    while I'm on the internet, I switch to
    Google and stare at it until she leaves.
    
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14. xSarahLovesYoux
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2012 12:31pm UTC
    That Awkward Moment;
    when your parents take a
    joke seriously and you
    end up getting in trouble.
    
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15. xSarahLovesYoux
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2012 9:25am UTC
    Taking a well deserved break after
    writing the title to your assignment .
    credit goes to mayday
    
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16. xSarahLovesYoux
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2012 9:21am UTC
    They say keep your friends close and your enemies closer.
    The problem today is, you can never tell them apart.
    
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17. xSarahLovesYoux
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2012 10:28pm UTC
    Me: Dad, can I?
    Dad: Go ask your mom.
    Me: Mom?
    Mom: Go ask your dad.
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5
    
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18. xSarahLovesYoux
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2012 10:26pm UTC
    That 'magical' moment during your childhood;
    when you fell asleep on the couch and woke up on your bed.
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5
    
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19. xSarahLovesYoux
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2012 10:24pm UTC
    That annoying moment when everybody
    seems to understand everything, except you.
    
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20. xSarahLovesYoux
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2012 10:20pm UTC
    Looking at past comments you made from a year ago and wondering how you could possibly be that stupid.
    
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