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  1. xoxoPINKxoxo xoxoPINKxoxo
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2009 6:25pm UTC
    &&today
    my goldfish died
    i failed 2 tests
    i got grounded
    i ran into a wall
    my cellphone broke
    i lost $20
    i got detention
    and you said "hi"
    yea i had a pretty awesome day :)
    not completely mine...credit to whoever...sorry dont remember

  2. MeganLynette MeganLynette
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2009 6:58pm UTC
    I get the best feeling in the world
    Is when you say hi
    or even smile at me because I know,
    *even if its just for a second*
    that I've crossed your mind <3*

  3. Bestfriends11 Bestfriends11
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2009 7:29pm UTC
    you're like those computer pop-ups...
    you're always there /:

  4. meganspoppin meganspoppin
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2009 6:29pm UTC
    &&i hate it when;
    Someone asks
    "Why would you do that?"
    [ when you accidentally do something painful ]
    "Oh, because it seemed fun."
    (:
    *mineeee! i hate it when quote #2.
    Example; "OW! I just hit my hand on the desk!" "Why would you do that?"

  5. nikkiwikipedia nikkiwikipedia
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2009 4:56pm UTC
    im so dumb.
    i should h a t e you. i should want
    you to drop dead. i should want you
    to take back everything. i should slap
    you. i should call you every bad name i
    know in every language. i should tell
    you to go to hell. thing is i cant.
    know why?
    i m i n l o v e w i t h y o u.


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  8. Rannill Rannill
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2009 9:02am UTC
    Bob want to kill you for your waffles,
    But tell him:
    **** You! My Waffles!
    ^_^ My waffles ^_^

  9. simplelovexx simplelovexx
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2009 9:20am UTC
    &&i hate it when;
    I walk into a hair salon,
    and they ask,
    "Are you here to do your hair?"
    No, I'm here to steal all your shampoo.

  10. duxchic28 duxchic28
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2009 3:19pm UTC
    Little Johnny sees his Daddy's car passing the playground and going into the woods.
    Curious, he follows the car and sees Daddy and Aunt Jane kissing.
    Johnny finds this so exciting and can barely contain himself as he runs home and starts to tell his mother excitedly.
    "MOMMY, MOMMY, I WAS AT THE PLAYGROUND AND DADDY AND...."
    Mommy tells him to slow down, but that she wants to hear the story.
    So Johnny tells her. "I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went to look and Daddy was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt, then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane laid down on the seat, then Daddy...."
    At this point, Mommy cut him off and said, "Johnny, this is such an interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for supper time. I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight."
    At the dinner table, Mommy asks Johnny to tell his story.
    He describes the car into the woods, the undressing, laying down on the seat, and,
    "Then Daddy and Aunt Jane did that same thing Mommy and Uncle Jeff used to do when Daddy was in the Army."
    haha sooo funnyyy<33!!

  11. MUSIK MUSIK
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2009 3:35pm UTC
    G_ F_CK Y_ _RS_LF.
    w o u l d y o u l i k e t o b u y a v o w e l ?
    -buy em all
    credit to whoever

  12. poofpoof891 poofpoof891
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2009 8:56pm UTC
    best friends means..
    when the teacher says
    "you may choose your partners"
    and everyone looks at eachother
    secretly whispering "be my partner"
    you and your friend just sit there
    and stare right ahead.Then when
    the teacher says get with your
    partner you just walk up very
    casuallyand sit next to eachother
    and start working.

  13. BabyxMo BabyxMo
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2009 9:24pm UTC
    Don't Ever Take Anyone For Granted..
    because you never know
    when you might lose them;;
    and you'll never get a chance
    to tell them how you really feel
    </3

  14. smiless smiless
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2009 9:38pm UTC
    .~°\ .~°°~ ~°\ /'°~.~°°~.
    \ \¸,.~°\/ /\ \ \/ / (_) \
    \ \ \/ / \ / \ ¸,.~° (¨`v´¨)
    \¸,.~°´¨`'-.,¸¸,.-' \,¸,./ `.,¸¸, ·.¸.·
    my drugg


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  16. Boosha347 Boosha347
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2009 10:41am UTC
    o
    o /^^^^^7
    o o ,oO))))))))Oo,
    o ,'))))))))))))))), /{
    o ,'o ))))))))))))))))={
    > ))))))))))))))))={ <<<
    `, )))))) )))))))={
    ',))))))))/)))))' {
    '*O))))))))O*' *~
    Fishy
    Credit to Freddy_Boxwell

  17. ITSxNICKI ITSxNICKI
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2009 12:16pm UTC
    Stick that in your juice box and suck it.
    lol dee.

  18. rosiiex17 rosiiex17
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2009 2:30pm UTC
    Welcome to Dicks
    we sell balls.
    f.y.i i meant the sporting goods store

  19. cheerbabeeexox3 cheerbabeeexox3
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2009 3:37pm UTC
    &TheySayThat
    guns dont kill people; people
    kill people. but i think the guns
    help because if you just stood there
    & yelled BANG i dont think you'd
    kill too many people:]
    *credit fer edit<3


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