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  1. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. softballlove9 softballlove9
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2011 7:25pm UTC
    Your Birth Certificate Is An Apology Letter From The Condom Factory.<3

  3. gook gook
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2011 9:29pm UTC
    Violence may not be the right answer,
    |||||||||||||||||||||||| but it sure as hell solves the problem. :)

  4. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2011 10:47pm UTC
    +& no matter what people say,
    I ' M S T I L L G O N N A L O V E Y O U A N Y W A Y ♥

  5. Nejin_Karen Nejin_Karen
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2011 7:50pm UTC
    Selena Gomez:
    "Who says you're not Perfect?"
    Um well,
    Hannah Montana
    does.

  6. anonymouus anonymouus
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2011 7:59pm UTC
    PHILIPHOBIA;♥
    is the fear of falling in love and not being loved back.

  7. kenzie10 kenzie10
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2011 8:33pm UTC
    When you see a hot guy and you're just like
    oh hello.
    (;

  8. anonymouus anonymouus
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2011 6:56pm UTC
    the simple things in life(#4);
    those song lyrics that match your mood perfectly. when a bunch of people like your
    status on facebook. when you finally find that comfortable position in bed. clothes
    that are still warm from the dryer. splashing through puddles in rainboots. holding a
    puppy. being told you're beautiful. making someone smile after they've been crying.
    accomplishing something right before the microwave beeps. stuffed crust pizza.
    when that really cute shirt is in your size. boys with freckles. when someone knows
    you're lying when you say 'i'm fine.' those kisses when you're in the middle of saying
    something, everybody loves those rude interruptions(: that question on the test that
    tells you the answer to a different question. catching something that was thrown
    from far away. impressing someone. watching cartoons from your childhood. hearing
    an old song and feeling all the old memories come flooding back to you. finding
    money in your jeans. sitting in class and hearing someone shout something so
    random and stupid in the hallway. looking through pictures from a really long time
    ago. when people surprise you. remembering what the name of the song is
    that's been stuck in your head all day. that pencil that makes your write amazingly
    good. being in an argument and actually being right. singing at the top of your
    lungs. when your mom cooks your favorite food for dinner. that sugar rush after
    you eat way too much candy. when your teacher starts telling you some random
    story so you don't have to do work. being so hyper anything and everything is
    freakin hilarious. and that mood where legit nothing can bring you down.(:


  9. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  10. MissAnna MissAnna
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2011 5:17pm UTC
    put your shirt back on.
    IT'S NOT HOT AND NEITHER ARE YOU. ♥

  11. Turtles7chick Turtles7chick
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2011 8:23pm UTC
    That awkward moment,
    when you're in the shower,
    and something falls,
    and you hear your parent
    scream;
    IS EVERYTHING OK IN THERE?!

  12. xogymnast97ox xogymnast97ox
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2011 8:14pm UTC
    OKAY,
    i'm going to admit it.
    Its been bugging me for about 10 years now and I need to get it off my chest.
    I let the dogs out
    facebook

  13. xilovehimx77 xilovehimx77
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2011 9:36pm UTC
    Real men don't love the most beautiful girl in the world, they love the girl who can make their world the most beautiful.

  14. beliebinchances beliebinchances
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2011 9:29pm UTC
    When in doubt,
    SwAG I T out♥

  15. briannanicole1107 briannanicole1107
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2011 11:18pm UTC
    Charlie Sheen is all over the news this week because he is a celebrity drug addict.
    Justin Bieber was all over the news for two days, because he cut his hair.
    While Andrew Wilfahrt (31),
    Brian Tabada (21), Rudolph Hizon (22), Chauncy Mays (25), Christopher Stark (22),
    Kristopher Gould (25), David Fahey (23)
    are all soldiers who gave their lives this week with no media mention.
    Honor THEM by re-posting this.
    ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

  16. iloveyou960 iloveyou960
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2011 6:28pm UTC
    6. 9
    a little fun ruined by a period

  17. pinkieee14 pinkieee14
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2011 9:22pm UTC
    PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE READ
    My junior prom is April 30
    and my best friend in the world wont go
    because she doesn't have a date
    if i get 200 faves she will reconsider
    pleasepleaseplease fave this

  18. GeorgeLucy GeorgeLucy
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2011 1:10am UTC
    ABORTION
    it doesnt make you "UNPREGNANT"
    it makes you the mother of
    A Dead Baby.
    Fav if you're against abortion♥

  19. maryna maryna
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2011 10:02pm UTC
    1. go to www.wwwdotcom.com
    2. laugh
    3. favorite this quote

  20. An'* An'*
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2011 8:00pm UTC
    if forever really exists,
    i'd like to spend it with you.♥

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