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ctstars19
posted a quote
January 17, 2010 1:13pm UTC

original version;
my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
and they're like, its better than yours
boy version;
my hotdog brings all the girls to the stand
and they're like, just put it in my hand
nerd version;
my pokemon brings all the nerds to my yard
and they're like, you wanna trade cards?

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ilysilly2

posted a quote
December 30, 2009 5:02pm UTC

PUBERTY
is going to hit Justin Bieber like freekin a train.
maaaaaan. im going to get soooo
much hate comments from this!
worth it? i think so :D

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CurlyQue_92
posted a quote
January 6, 2010 8:10pm UTC

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xoirishxo
posted a quote
December 27, 2009 3:47pm UTC

you know what i hate?
when the teacher expects you know the answer
and calls on you..then you're just like
"uhm,i don't know." then she y-e-l-l-s at you.
and you just think to yourself,
if i knew the answer i would have
raised my hand,you dipshit;

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Passion
posted a quote
January 2, 2010 4:53pm UTC

&you all laughed when i said
S H A R K B O Y W A S H O T
credit to julazz

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xopink03xo
posted a quote
January 2, 2010 1:50am UTC

when i was your age....
we solved blue clues with steve, not joe.
we had 9 planets
instead of icarly we had the amanda show
we had mikes super short show, not leos little big show
we had lizzie mcguire, not hannah montana
we knew him as crazy steve, not as spencer.
the rugrats were still babies
we had all that, not sunny with a chance
we had a cookie monster
obesity wasnt a problem
dora was a kid not a teenager
we wanted a gameboy, not a ps2
blue didnt have a little brother
zack and cody lived in a hotel
(:

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AnchorChasing
posted a quote
January 1, 2010 10:18am UTC

January 1st, 2010
Ew,
I havent
showerd
since last
year!

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lovexx2xxskate
posted a quote
January 9, 2010 6:38pm UTC

What happened to Disney?
Then: Cinderella danced at a ball
Now: Miley Cyrus danced on a stripper pole.

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CarleyBabeeX3
posted a quote
December 26, 2009 5:48pm UTC

Sorrry, if my phone keeps calling you;
My phone is vxoxixcxe activated and
im at the mall, and e v e r y t i m e
Santa says | Ho Ho Ho | it dials
your number(:

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rawrxmonique
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December 27, 2009 9:33pm UTC

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xXTwilightlvrXx1901
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September 23, 2009 6:59pm UTC

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take_my_heartxox
posted a quote
September 26, 2009 9:04pm UTC

have you ever wanted to die?
not actually die! but just to see what the w o r l d would be like without you. would _________________________` people be sad?
would people miss you? would your friends miss
-> having their weekly sleepovers without you? would your t e a c h e r s notice your empty desk? would your parents be depressed? would they be c-r-y-i-n-g for months on end?
or would they get ( over it ) in a f e w d a y s ?
would your dog miss you? would it feel like there was a hole in the world where you should_have been? or would the world - - - - - - - - - - - - > not even notice?
would it keep turning, as it does,
and would days go on?
would he still wake up in the m-o-r-n-i-n-g and go to sleep at night? would he be still thinking of her, or would his mind change to you for once? would he even care that you were gone? and most importantly:
would he miss you if you were gone?

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