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  1. BeautifulHazard BeautifulHazard
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2011 8:51pm UTC
    & Those certain days
    when you just hate your friend

  2. sk8ter_gurl_17 sk8ter_gurl_17
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2011 8:09pm UTC
    & Why do we feel so safe under the blankets?
    It's not like the murderer will come in thinking
    "I'm gonna kill-
    ahh crap! Their under the blanket."
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  3. Emily* Emily*
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2011 8:24pm UTC
    Format credit: Sandrasaurus
    It's
    IMPOSSIBLE
    →To Hum While Holding Your Nose
    →To Think About Lemons
    Without Your Mouth Watering
    →Say "Good Eye Might"
    Without Sounding Australian
    F A V E
    If You Tried Any Of These.
    FavFav

  4. nee nee
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2011 10:15pm UTC
    See you later, alligator.
    In a while, crocodile.
    In an hour, sunflower.
    Maybe two, kangaroo.
    Gotta go, buffalo.
    Adios, hippos.
    Ciao ciao, brown cow.
    Adieu, cockatoo.
    Better swish, jellyfish.
    Chop chop, lollipop.
    Gotta run, skeleton.
    Bye-bye, butterfly.
    See you soon, raccoon.

  5. MissAnna MissAnna
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2011 9:51pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  6. sophiiexoxo sophiiexoxo
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2011 4:29pm UTC
    click the [♥]
    if you ever felt bad for being mean to your mom

  7. likewhoa721 likewhoa721
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2011 7:08pm UTC
    Come on just admit it,
    even when your crush,
    does something incredibly stupid,
    it still looks cute to you.♥

  8. shawnaleighxo shawnaleighxo
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2011 11:52am UTC
    By The Way
    the sparkle in my eyes,
    the butterflies in my stomach,
    and the pounding of my heart,
    are all because of you,
    i just wanted you to know that,
    so the next time you see my eyes light up,
    you should know that,
    You Made My Day

  9. JBieberFacts JBieberFacts
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2011 5:35pm UTC
    Justin Bieber Fact #108
    Justin once said
    " A girl could be sitting on her computer right now,
    trying to get noticed not knowing she's the future Mrs.Bieber."
    This made my heart beat soo fast(:
    Anyone else?

  10. takeastepbackandlove takeastepbackandlove
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2011 3:45pm UTC
    W E I R D ,
    YOU LOOK A LOT LIKE MY NEXT BOYFRIEND.

  11. wittygirl2010 wittygirl2010
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2011 5:59pm UTC
    Don't we all have that one
    best friend that we believe
    is our long lost twin sister ?.

  12. xoxoamandaxoxo_ xoxoamandaxoxo_
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2011 3:34pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  13. katrinalee katrinalee
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2011 1:55am UTC
    Yo mommas so fat ;
    I took a picture of her last Christmas & its still printing.

  14. giggles54xx giggles54xx
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2011 10:31am UTC
    you dont have to like me
    i'm not a facebook status
    -wiz khalifa ❤

  15. XxPurpleHazexX XxPurpleHazexX
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2011 9:02am UTC
    if you tickle my feet,
    ---- i am not responsible for what happens to your face. ----

  16. ems_xo ems_xo
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2011 10:15am UTC
    Dear fat people,
    do double chins run in your family?
    sincerely, oh wait,
    nothing runs in your family

  17. loovetayloor loovetayloor
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2011 12:03pm UTC
    Fave if you remember...!
    "Phil Of The Future"
    "That So Raven"
    "Lizzie McGuire"
    "Recess"
    "Brandy and Mr. Wiskers"
    "Even Steven"
    "The Pround Family"
    "The Replacement"
    "Suite Life Of Zack And Cody"
    I MISS THE OLD DISNEY FAVE IF YOU DO TOO

  18. KayleighLovesYou KayleighLovesYou
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2011 5:48am UTC
    I'm taking a survey.
    If you're single - Fave.
    If you're taken - Comment.
    If you don't care because you have Ben&Jerry's ice cream and Witty - Do both. :)
    - Not my idea

  19. Monicaforeverbrokenn Monicaforeverbrokenn
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2011 9:02pm UTC
    Today,
    I was volunteering in a first grade classroom.
    I was working with a little boy
    &+ He had cuts and bruises all over his face.
    We were working on drawing a picture of a sea animal that they would want be.
    I asked the little boy what he would want to be;
    He said he would want to be a crab.
    I asked Him Why&+ he said
    So That I Could
    Live In A Safe
    Home
    ♥Fav if you're against Child Abuse.

  20. sparkly_rain_bows321 sparkly_rain_bows321
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2011 9:56pm UTC
    Those younger girls
    who remind you of who you used to be//

:)

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