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livicles418
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August 31, 2009 6:44pm UTC
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girlnextdoor1456
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September 1, 2009 4:23pm UTC
Answering machine message #1
Sing Barney (the purple dinosaur):
I'll call you, cause you called me. We're the ______ family. So leave your
name and number at the tone. Sorry that we're not at home.
should I do a series?

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hockeygirl32937
posted a quote
August 31, 2009 8:36pm UTC
today
I dropped a piece of un-eaten toast out my 2-story window by accident.
I quickly looked out.
I saw someone catch it, look around, and take a bite out of it.
I laughed.
MLIA

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I_Hate_AntiTwilight_movement_And_I_Like_Twilight__
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August 31, 2009 5:59pm UTC
Bella: You're [ pale white ] and *ice cold*... I know what you are
Edward: Say it. Say it!
Bella: Vanilla Ice Cream

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