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Hale_Storm18
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October 14, 2013 10:34pm UTC

It's weird how it's socially acceptable to put someone else's genitals in your mouth but eating a Dorito off the floor after a few seconds is gross what a fcking double standard

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BravoSierra
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October 9, 2013 7:51pm UTC

Today marks the 8 year anniversairy
of the first meeting of Dumbledore's Army.

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Chris*
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October 9, 2013 5:17pm UTC

I was driving my brother home from Cross Country today and as we were stopped at a red light, I noticed a huge dog in the car right next to us licking its owner's face. The guy was maybe 23. So I told my brother "I want to tell that guy he has a cute dog" and my brother said "Who does that? Who yells into random people's cars?" And if he hadn't said anything, I probably wouldn't have done it, but because he questioned me, I yelled, "Hey!" and the guy looked over and I said "Your dog's wicked cute!" and he got a huge grin across his face and yelled back, "Yeah? You're wicked cute too!" So as we were driving away, my brother was like, "You're the weirdest person I've ever met." I just said, "Hey, at least someone thinks I'm cute."

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Hale_Storm18
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October 9, 2013 7:37pm UTC

I find it hilarious how the stereotype is that women are more likely to faint at the sight of blood than men. Like, do you know what happens each month?

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cutehanan18
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September 10, 2012 6:49pm UTC

here is a great story.....
A girl went to a party and
she ended up staying longer than she
planned, and had to walk home alone.
She wasn't afraid
because it was a small town, and she lived
only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm
trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from
harm and danger.
When she reached the alley, which was a
short cut to her house, she decided to take it.
However, halfway down the alley she
noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her.
She became uneasy and began to pray,
asking for God's protection.
Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness
and security wrapped round her, she felt as
though someone was walking with her.
when she reached the end of the alley,
she walked right past the man and arrived
home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been killed in the same alley just
twenty minutes after she had been there.
Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and
the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep.
Thanking the Lord for her safety and to
help this young woman, she decided to go to the
police station.
She felt she could recognize the man,
so she told them her story.
The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him.
She agreed and immediately pointed out
the man she had seen in the alley the night before.
When the man was told he had been
identified, he immediately broke down and confessed
The officer thanked Diane for her bravery
and asked if there was anything they could do
for her She asked if they would ask the man one question.
Diane was curious as to why he had not
attacked her When the policeman asked him, he answered, Because she wasn't alone.
She had two tall men walking on either side of her.
Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone.
Did you know that 97% of teenagers will not stand up for God?
Fav. this if you truly
believe in God
PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what
"If you deny me in front of your friends, I shall deny you in front of my Father"
stand up for Him. 51% won't fav this
nmq

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