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livelovelaughforever
posted a quote
July 12, 2012 2:09am UTC

“It was the cat“
“I fell“
Lies,lies.

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Bravosierra*
posted a quote
July 5, 2012 9:25pm UTC

Me on my period.
Oh. Ugh. MMMMMMMMMMM.
Sucks to be a girl, doesn't it.
Oh my God. I wish there was chocolate.
FOOOOOOOOOOOOD.
Ugh. I need to change my pad.
Well, there goes my cute panties.
Shut up, you're bothering me more than usual.
Well. I guess I won't be wearing white shorts today.
UGH . Omg. OHHHH . F/CK YOU CRAMPS.
Chocolate. Chocolate. Chocolate.
*Pulls legs over my head.*
Ugh. These shorts fit me last week..
Thank God I'm not pregnant.

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mayreny789
posted a quote
July 5, 2012 5:51pm UTC

Dont let people push you
around
unless your in a wagon, cause those things are fun .

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MyNamesDillon
posted a quote
July 5, 2012 5:25pm UTC

Ladies, never let suicide get the best of you.
Suicide is a PERMANENT answer to a TEMPORARY problem. Stay strong, life will get better.

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Andreaxoxo
posted a quote
July 5, 2012 5:18pm UTC

Are oranges called oranges
because they're orange, or
is the color orange called orange
because oranges are orange?

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angry_muffins
posted a quote
July 5, 2012 6:32pm UTC

click to see this quote

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Buki
posted a quote
July 5, 2012 10:22pm UTC

Father: Say Daddy!
Baby: Mommy
Father: Come on! Say daddy!
Baby: Mommy.
Father: F*ck you! Say daddy!
Baby: F*ck you
Mother: Honey! I'm home!
Baby: F*ck you
Mother: Oh my goodness! Where did you hear that?!
Baby: Daddy
Father: Are you kidding me?!

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IEatPieAllDayandNight
posted a quote
June 27, 2012 9:41pm UTC

& I can't wait until the day
that I can say that I'm actually happy. ♥

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IEatPieAllDayandNight
posted a quote
June 29, 2012 9:20pm UTC

;
Witty is not made for stupid f*cking One Direction quotes.
stop with all these One Direction quotes.
that's not what witty is made for,
it's for expressing how we feel and venting and smiling at beautiful quotes.
not some stupid fangirl website made for One Direction.
please put your One Direction "quotes" somewhere else.
i'm not even the only one who's getting annoyed at this, lots of others are as well.
so please, do us all a favor and fangirl somewhere else.

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IEatPieAllDayandNight
posted a quote
June 30, 2012 9:39am UTC

I miss when
i didn't care about my appearance.

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IEatPieAllDayandNight
posted a quote
June 30, 2012 10:41pm UTC

When people compliment me,
I feel like they just feel bad for me because I'm so ugly.

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IEatPieAllDayandNight
posted a quote
July 3, 2012 10:10pm UTC

It scares me
how many people suffer from
self harm, drug/alchohol addiction, eating disorders, insomnia, etc.
our generation is seriously f/cked up.

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