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  1. xocookstaxo11 xocookstaxo11
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2010 3:11pm UTC
    Akward Moments...
    Someone waves at you, you wave back.
    They were waving at the person behind you

  2. SmartBlondAllie SmartBlondAllie
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2010 9:01pm UTC
    and guess what?
    I looked perfect today,
    And guess what else?
    He was absent.

  3. Little Wolf* Little Wolf*
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2010 3:51pm UTC
    - And the toast said to the toaster -
    "Just gonna stand there and watch me burn.."

  4. EmmaleeeGrace EmmaleeeGrace
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2010 8:29pm UTC
    There's Just Something
    About That Boy.
    That I Can't Seem To Get Over


  5. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  6. LetsRunaway_ LetsRunaway_
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2010 8:47pm UTC
    Who else has NO PLANS tonight? :D

  7. xolacrossexo xolacrossexo
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2010 6:26pm UTC
    hey guys please read. i promise its worth it.
    im not doing this for attention or to get a top quote. its serious.
    well my mom smokes , and she doesn't know that im doing this.,but once i show her how many other people want her to quit, i know she will. so if i get at least 600 faves, i will show her. and i'm 99% sure that if i get that many faves she will quit. if i don't get that many then its not even worth showing it to her. so please favorite this quote. its 110% true. i really care about my mom.
    please? ♥

  8. MissAnna MissAnna
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2010 10:30pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  9. sweetiepie4u01 sweetiepie4u01
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2010 11:40am UTC
    your parents yell something to you and you have no idea what they said so you reply
    "okay"
    click the [♥] if you have ever done this

  10. xbrittanyx xbrittanyx
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2010 9:45pm UTC
    I almost had you, ♥
    But I guess that doesn't cut it.

  11. soccergirly2873 soccergirly2873
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2010 9:03pm UTC
    We're crazy now...
    i wonder how crazy we'll be when we're
    DRUNK

  12. wisco123 wisco123
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2010 12:18pm UTC
    so today...
    my friend's boyfriend broke up with her through Facebook.
    she sent me the chat convo. :)
    Chris: I don't think it's working out. I really just wanna be friends..
    Kelly: Wow.
    Chris: ...?
    Kelly: I just thought you were different.
    Chris: I'm sorry. We can still be friends.
    Kelly: I don't want to be friends. It would be too hard for me.
    Chris: So i guess this is goodbye? :/
    Kelly: Yes. But before I log out, can i ask you one thing?
    Chris: yeah..
    Kelly: Teach me how to jerk.
    Chris: haha, um i don't know how.
    Kelly: Oh.. Well you certainly know how to act like one. :)
    (Kelly is offline)
    :) i love this. fave if you do too <3

  13. DestroyingTheBeautiful DestroyingTheBeautiful
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2010 9:54pm UTC
    I'm not like a car that you can fix up.
    I will never run right.

  14. taytay13 taytay13
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2010 10:01pm UTC
    Gingers ( ;
    You know you love 'em <3

  15. x0haleyx01 x0haleyx01
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2010 10:38am UTC
    No i didn't fall , i attacked the floor . :p

  16. x0haleyx01 x0haleyx01
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2010 10:36am UTC
    OH . hi spider , good spider, come here spider let me pet you . . . WITH MY SHOE! . good dead spider(:

  17. YourCutex3 YourCutex3
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2010 10:09pm UTC
    **Tickle-Tickle-Tickle**
    *PUNCH*
    whoops

  18. Holliluvor54 Holliluvor54
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2010 10:12pm UTC
    Boy: what's wrong?
    Girl: nothing.
    :|
    Boy: are you sure?
    Girl: yeah.

    (god, you're an idiot)

  19. courtney_loves_to_sing courtney_loves_to_sing
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2010 5:07pm UTC
    Don't you just hate it when...
    The Kool-Aid Man breaks through your wall,
    Tiger Woods cheats on you,
    You are personally victimized by Regina George,
    You wake up, but don't feel like P.Diddy,
    E.T. calls home, but accidentally calls you,
    Spongebob finds out you like Krabby Patties,
    You show up to a party wearing the same thing as Lady Gaga,
    Or you're looking like a fool with your pants on the ground.
    Today is just one of those days.

  20. RadioactiveDating RadioactiveDating
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2009 4:56pm UTC
    i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral.
    " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute... but michael
    jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
    lmaoo, facebook<3

:)

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