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vivo515

1. vivo515
   posted a quote
   January 9, 2012 4:17pm UTC
   I won't be impressed with technology
   until I can download food.
   
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2. vivo515
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   January 9, 2012 4:09pm UTC
   DON'T LET DREAMS ALWAYS BE DREAMS.
   
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3. vivo515
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   January 9, 2012 4:06pm UTC
   sometimes we expect more from other people,
   because we would be willing to do that much for them.
   
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4. vivo515
   posted a quote
   January 7, 2012 11:25pm UTC
   bad hair day
   friends; no, you look fine!
   best friends; get that pineapple off your head.
   
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5. vivo515
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   January 7, 2012 10:55pm UTC
   Yawning is your body's way of saying
   20% Battery Remaining.
   
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6. vivo515
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   January 7, 2012 10:49pm UTC
   kiss my eyelids closed
   (( so I can dream asleep. ))
   
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7. vivo515
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   January 3, 2012 9:14pm UTC
   You this read wrong.
   
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8. vivo515
   posted a quote
   December 26, 2011 2:06pm UTC
   Making someone laugh when they are down
   is one of the best feelings in the world.
   
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9. vivo515
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   December 26, 2011 1:41pm UTC
   loving someone who doesn't love you back
   is like hugging a cactus;
   the longer you hold on,
   the more it hurts.
   
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10. vivo515
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2011 9:44pm UTC
    FOREVER
    FOREVER
    FOREVER
    FOREVER
    FOREVER
    FOREVER.
    
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11. vivo515
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    December 20, 2011 3:42pm UTC
    now tell me;
    why did you stop dreaming
    when you woke up?
    
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12. vivo515
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    December 20, 2011 3:37pm UTC
    suck my richard.
    
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13. vivo515
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    December 9, 2011 11:48pm UTC
    iloveyou.
    
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14. vivo515
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    December 9, 2011 11:43pm UTC
    4 words.
    I'm. not. good. at. math.
    
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15. vivo515
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    December 9, 2011 3:52pm UTC
    you want to hear a joke?
    sure.
    read the first word again.
    
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16. vivo515
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    December 9, 2011 3:41pm UTC
    click to see this quote
    
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17. vivo515
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    December 7, 2011 5:42pm UTC
    ♚
    KEEP
    CALM
    AND
    STAY
    BEAUTIFUL.
    
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18. vivo515
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    December 4, 2011 5:06pm UTC
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19. vivo515
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    December 4, 2011 5:01pm UTC
    The awkward moment when
    Gwen Stefani spells bananas wrong...
    
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20. vivo515
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    December 3, 2011 5:27pm UTC
    I used to have a six pack
    but then i drank it.
    
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