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vanillaskyy · 1 decade ago
love you more
than those b*tches before
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vanillaskyy · 1 decade ago
i'm bringing sexy backk
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vanillaskyy · 1 decade ago
Well sorry if I offended you.
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vanillaskyy · 1 decade ago
wow. rude much?
YES I THINK YOU ARE YOU BUTTER LUMP. i will throw a twig at your face for punishment.

IF YOU DO NOT FOLLOW THE FOLLOWING INSTRUCTIONS, I WILL EAT YOUR PIE.
first i will take your dad into an orphanage and he will adopt 12 males and 3 females. then when he brings them back to your house, you must name each of them after a kitchen utensil. you may not repeat names. once that is completed, you must paint your room an ugly shade of green. that way it can be identified as your room when the chicken spies come and steal your mattress. once your mattress has been successfully taken, report back to me and i will tell you the next part of your task.
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vanillaskyy · 1 decade ago
hello my dear muffin roll. would you like some lasagna? I THINK NOT. Sharon emailed you. I hope you take her up on her offer. small classes. personal attention. on campus, online. or both. EAT THE EYEBALL. eww just kidding spare your kidney and eat the baby flower instead. phineas and ferb, on a boat.

dooby dooby doo wop dooby dooby doo wop dooby dooby doo wop PERR-Y.
der to the ner. that's right. you picking up what im throwing down. HOME SKILLET WITH FRESH BUTTER ON THE SIDEEEE. yeah. ghetto birds rock my hometown of the ghetto SOUL.

thats right. be jealous of my car. it runs on chicken acid.
i spilled a cup of urine in your car. so it smells like grandma fluids now. ickky









buuuurp. to the burp. burburburburrburrrrrrpppaaaaa.

face kids is my life. i love llamas. and llama moms. and llama children. and llama goats. they are my favorite. henry morgan is a hottie, fo sho.


would you like some FACE with that serving of face? fer sher.


























muck puddleeee. pond scummmm. duck fluffffff.
bye syd-o. loveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee paige.
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vanillaskyy · 1 decade ago
dearie.

i have a present for you tomorrow.
ITS MY FACE. i hope you will like it. my bottle rocket is terrible it will probably fly like....2 feet. oh dear. GOODNESS GRACIOUS OH MY MY.
sleep tight don't let the antelopes bite. don't you love having tennis with me? and grace. I JUST GOT BITTEN BY A VAMPIRE. AHHHHh. im so hairy. my oh my it's a little bit scary. they think that im a fairy.



pancakes. waffles. eggs. toast. cereal. bacon. sausage. muffins. donuts. flamingos.

do you see what i seeeee. no. of course you don't you're blind.


Let's just take over the internet world. Together. Me and you. Broswizzle.
Does the high-def printer sing to you in the night? It sings to me. But that's because we're married. Shhh. It's a secret. LALALAlaLA. Read my lips. (). That's my lips. Can you tell what they're saying? It's okay to be different. HootHoot. That's what I have to say to that lump of potatoes. Oops. I spilled.

Will justice prevail? The world may never know. Eat mothballs you slug. It's okay, you're a pretty slug. I'm a sexy slug. You are a mother hole. Dernerner. We still need to buy a fish together. My lovely. Oooooo. I think we should learn how to play the ukulele together. That'd be super duper fluper fun. OH GOSh. I just ate a rotten peanut. Now I'm gonna die and they won't let me in so I'll have to go the other way:(











KISSkiss. MWAH.
actually. really. awesome.
WOOHOO.



okay bye dear. don't sniff markers.
-paige.
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vanillaskyy · 1 decade ago
night love
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vanillaskyy · 1 decade ago
yeah you won't like my videos....
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vanillaskyy · 1 decade ago
no you won't....you'll think they're boring. mostly cause they kindof are. but the pictures aren't
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vanillaskyy · 1 decade ago
syd won't text me back. hailey went to sleep. scotts taking to me about his prank calling videos.



the videos are amazing. you probably will hate them though
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vanillaskyy · 1 decade ago
the videos are especially awesome
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vanillaskyy · 1 decade ago
pictures......
videos..............
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vanillaskyy · 1 decade ago
i think i possibly might be able to.



im sorry for the media you will find on your phone
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vanillaskyy · 1 decade ago
WAIT I MIGHT HAVE GOT IT TO WORK
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vanillaskyy · 1 decade ago
i'll ask my dad next week
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vanillaskyy · 1 decade ago
i have no clue.
i've tried everything i can think of but it just doesn't workkkk
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vanillaskyy · 1 decade ago
the hailey im texting on your phone....but she thinks its you so shhhh.



it wont let me download the new version of itunes so i cant put the music on
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vanillaskyy · 1 decade ago
hailey's tongue is a shade of red....
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vanillaskyy · 1 decade ago
i already did! we had a nice conversation about food and sports and colors and cars!!!
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vanillaskyy · 1 decade ago
wow. that's super good.

have you got your bottle rocket started yet?

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