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  1. sillyslinky sillyslinky
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2010 6:11pm UTC
    Dear Obnoxious Neighbor,
    Can you like, not scream like you're being stabbed to death when you're playing outside? Thanks.

  2. chasingbutterflies chasingbutterflies
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2010 10:35am UTC
    Everybody see's it's you
    I'm the one that lost the view
    Everybody says we're through
    ----> I hope you haven't said it too

  3. wisco123 wisco123
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2010 12:18pm UTC
    so today...
    my friend's boyfriend broke up with her through Facebook.
    she sent me the chat convo. :)
    Chris: I don't think it's working out. I really just wanna be friends..
    Kelly: Wow.
    Chris: ...?
    Kelly: I just thought you were different.
    Chris: I'm sorry. We can still be friends.
    Kelly: I don't want to be friends. It would be too hard for me.
    Chris: So i guess this is goodbye? :/
    Kelly: Yes. But before I log out, can i ask you one thing?
    Chris: yeah..
    Kelly: Teach me how to jerk.
    Chris: haha, um i don't know how.
    Kelly: Oh.. Well you certainly know how to act like one. :)
    (Kelly is offline)
    :) i love this. fave if you do too <3

  4. lyssaroo7 lyssaroo7
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2010 2:22pm UTC
    Carly:
    Spencer, you need to get off the kitchen table.
    Spencer:
    Why? Is Santa Claus here to tell me I'm ugly and have no friends?

  5. dropsofjupiter dropsofjupiter
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2010 7:45pm UTC
    ---------------------------------------------
    sometimes i feel
    you'd rather watch me drown,
    t h a n g e t y o u r h a n d s w e t .

  6. TidalWave TidalWave
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2010 4:13pm UTC
    There are certain people you
    just keep coming back to,
    he is right in front of you ♥

  7. xolacrossexo xolacrossexo
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2010 6:26pm UTC
    hey guys please read. i promise its worth it.
    im not doing this for attention or to get a top quote. its serious.
    well my mom smokes , and she doesn't know that im doing this.,but once i show her how many other people want her to quit, i know she will. so if i get at least 600 faves, i will show her. and i'm 99% sure that if i get that many faves she will quit. if i don't get that many then its not even worth showing it to her. so please favorite this quote. its 110% true. i really care about my mom.
    please? ♥

  8. K_stewxo K_stewxo
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2009 9:01pm UTC
    Codes:
    Make text HUGE:
    <span style="font-size: 215pt; line-height: 115%">
    Black backround:
    <div style="background-color: black;">
    Spacing of the lines closer:
    <div style="line-height: 10px;">
    Makes text squished together:
    <div style="letter-spacing: -3px">

  9. jiminy_crickets jiminy_crickets
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2010 10:43am UTC
    Making a quote...
    & constantly checking to see how many people have favorited it.

  10. jiminy_crickets jiminy_crickets
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2010 5:24pm UTC
    I FeeL LIKe ISABeLLA FROM PHINeAS AND FeRB
    i really like a guy & do everything to show it
    but he is just so god damn
    OBLIVIOUS.

  11. jiminy_crickets jiminy_crickets
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2010 8:00pm UTC
    & when you smile
    THE WHOLE WORLD
    stops and stares for a while ♥

  12. liveandlearn_12 liveandlearn_12
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2010 7:00pm UTC
    you know you're a 90's kid if...
    You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
    If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
    You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
    You collected those Beanie Babies.
    you owned at least one care bear.
    You always said, "Then why don't you marry it!"
    You had slap braclets!
    when everyhting was settled by:
    rock paper scissors or
    bubble gum bubble gum in a dish or
    daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
    you were crazy 'bout the Macarena!
    You can finish this [ice ice _ _ _ _ ]

  13. SaveMeTheRain__ SaveMeTheRain__
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2010 10:45am UTC
    I’m not >falling< in love with you again,
    just in love with you again. ///////////♥

  14. jiminy_crickets jiminy_crickets
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2010 10:12am UTC
    Did you hear!?
    JUSTIN BIEBER'S IN THE HOSPITAL
    He fell off a ladder trying to reach puberty
    hehehehe :D

  15. SaveMeTheRain__ SaveMeTheRain__
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2010 2:23pm UTC
    I can't make it on my own ;
    because my heart is in Ohio. So cut my wrists & black my eyes so I can fall asleep tonight, or die. Because you kill me.

  16. _prettyletdown _prettyletdown
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2010 2:15am UTC
    kiss me, k-k-kiss me.
    infect me with your love and fill me with your poison

  17. _prettyletdown _prettyletdown
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2010 11:59am UTC
    I'm that girl who always has
    her headphones in her ears
    her phone in her hand \\\\\\\\\\\
    ///////// her friends by her side
    a smile on her face :)
    & that boy on her mind ♥

  18. SaveMeTheRain__ SaveMeTheRain__
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2010 9:09am UTC
    IS IT SAFE TO SAY YOU MADE A MISTAKE;
    In a perfect way, in a perfect way. Cross your fingers now, if you choose that lane you'll lose yourself. ♥
    {{ Who's gonna catch you when there is no one left? You're falling fast.
    Quote by beautifulx34

  19. YouKnow_ThatOneTime YouKnow_ThatOneTime
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2010 2:06pm UTC
    Justin Bieber (n)- a 16 year old who looks and sounds like a
    10 year old. He has made a music video of
    one of his songs "One Time", where he
    throws a party at Usher's house with no
    weed or alcohol, just a clean party. His
    songs sound like a little kid screaming at
    you over XBOX live. He is the worst thing
    to come to music since the jonas brothers.
    example: "hey, do you have a cat dying outside or something?"
    "no, my little sister's just listening to Justin Bieber."

  20. xocutiepie7 xocutiepie7
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2010 10:22am UTC
    Hi, Welcome to Abercrombie.
    Our Sizes are,
    small, X small, anorexic, bulemic and malnourished.

:)

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