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  1. smilegurl smilegurl
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2010 2:01pm UTC
    Have you ever seen such a beautiful night?
    [♥]
    I c o u l d a l m o s t k i s s t h e s t a r s f o r s h i n i n g s o b r i g h t

  2. jessicax3579 jessicax3579
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2010 7:39pm UTC
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  3. beiberlover123 beiberlover123
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2010 5:24pm UTC
    HEY LAKERS, ┌П┐(•_•)┌П┐

  4. whynotme12 whynotme12 happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2010 1:21pm UTC
    &
    when
    i want
    your
    opinion
    i'll
    remove
    the
    duct
    tape.
    <3 (:


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  6. live_laugh_love_xo live_laugh_love_xo
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2010 10:13am UTC
    "I HOPE YOU GO
    BALD!"
    "I HOPE THEY CANCEL
    OPRAH!"
    "YOU TAKE THAT BACK!"
    Drake && Joshh :D
    click the <3? would really like it :D

  7. Blackenedsoul Blackenedsoul
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2010 9:03pm UTC
    I think I might have find someone that won't hurt me like the others

  8. fearlessx3 fearlessx3
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2010 12:24pm UTC
    aLL I WanT In LIFe
    is to be with you forever. That's all..that's all I want.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  10. kara008 kara008
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2010 10:44am UTC
    What is wrong with you?
    How dare you make fun of someone for something they can't control?
    She has acne. - Do you think she chose to have red spots all over her face?
    Her nose is big. - Who cares? Is she supposed to get plastic surgery? Hmm?
    She has crooked teeth. - I've never met someone who got braces just for fun.
    She wears glasses. - Do you think people like being half-blind? They don't.
    Her hair is frizzy. - Some people don't like frying their hair w/ a straightener.
    She's not a size 0. - Oh, I'm sorry that some of us aren't afraid to eat cookies.
    Imperfection is beautiful.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  12. Heyitslexiee Heyitslexiee
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2010 10:13pm UTC
    See that guy?
    You know?
    the one with the
    hair,
    and those
    eyes,
    and that
    smile,
    that makes you feel all warm inside?
    That's him.
    (<3) It if you thought of someone while reading this(:

  13. sensation sensation
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2010 6:34pm UTC
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  14. missdreamer925 missdreamer925
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2010 6:29pm UTC
    Today I had a 8th grade physical.
    Dr. Mary: Now Shannon honestly are you active.
    Me: Of course Im active.
    Dr. Mary: Oh Shannon that isn't very good. Are you being safe?
    Me: Ye I try to stay safe but I forget and loose control sometimes. I get a little crazy and energetic though, but I definitely take it serious and have fun!
    Dr. Mary: Im very concerned, your only 13. Does you mother know about this.
    Me: Of course she knows shes the one who drives me there.
    Dr. Mary: And shes not worried. We should be giving you a vacine.
    Me: Nah shes not worried. She doesnt need to be I mean Im just in musicals with dancing and Lacrosse.
    Dr Mary: Ohhhh wait? Are you talking about sports?
    Me: Yea of course. Isn't that what your talking about?
    Dr. Mary: Oh no it wasn't. Im talking about sexually active.
    Me: Ohhhhhhh!!! Ewww GOD NO!!!
    Dr. Mary: Ohkay much better. Thank you Shannon. I hope your feeling well.
    I started cracking up as I left the room. She needs to be more specific.

  15. PeAcE_LoVe_HaRmOnY_DaNcE PeAcE_LoVe_HaRmOnY_DaNcE
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2010 10:27pm UTC
    ''You two should go out''
    ''Shut up, no we shouldnt''
    LOL JK
    Yeah we should♥

  16. CMPSunday CMPSunday
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2010 4:03pm UTC
    ♥trying ♥to ♥explain
    >> why I love you is
    like trying to cut
    >> a straight line
    .with crazy
    .scissors

  17. shaylaa123 shaylaa123
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2010 5:18pm UTC
    ☀I think it's cute when
    I catch you looking at me♥

  18. Mollyrose Mollyrose
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2010 3:16pm UTC
    today;
    when he saw me
    his face light up
    ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
    just like mine does
    When I see him
    ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
    happened to me today & I cant stop smiling :)

  19. morganashley morganashley
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2009 2:08am UTC
    hey guys.
    my best friend was
    just diagnosed with lukemia... ):
    so, for every heart/favorite i get,
    i'm going to donate a dollar to
    any cancer foundation that i can.
    this is not a joke you guys...
    i wouldn't joke about this...
    i'm sort of trying to
    raise awareness as well.
    so please!
    favorite this quote?


  20. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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