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  1. kristix0love kristix0love
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2009 8:38pm UTC
    i want to be your,
    favorite hello [&+]
    your hardest goodbye

  2. lovelife528 lovelife528
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2009 8:23am UTC
    see that hottie over there?
    yeah, him?
    he looks exactly like my
    fifth boyfriend
    and i've only had four.
    partly mine for the edit and changed some words.

  3. xoalicecullenxo xoalicecullenxo
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2009 4:29pm UTC
    Fun Things To Say In A Fake Wrong IM
    1. No, dude! The ostrich is cold
    2. Pancakes won't help, just bring me the spicy mustard!
    3. OMG! The teleporting fat guy is chasing me because I stole his pudding
    4. Don't worry, I'll get the bees nest, and then the noodles will be out of you hair for sure
    5. Walden is their friend he's very smart. He's knows about science, books, and art. Wow Wow Wubbzy, Wubbzy Wubbzy Wow Wow!
    6. My cat is doodling in my bathtub.

  4. ninsterrr ninsterrr
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2009 5:39pm UTC
    i hated going to weddings.
    all the grandmas would poke me
    and say " you're n e x t " they stopped
    when i started doing it to them at
    f u n e r a l s .
    not minee ! no credit whatsoevuuuur .!?

  5. musicgirl917 musicgirl917
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2009 2:57pm UTC
    WSHG
    we stalk hot guys
    care to join our organization?
    the FBI is pretty jelous :)

  6. softball42796 softball42796
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2009 10:56am UTC
    Some Stupid Celeb Quotes
    "Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."
    -Brooke Sheilds
    "The internet is a great way to get on the net."
    -Bob Dole (Republican Presidantial Canidate)
    "You guys, line up alphabetically by height."
    - Bill Peterson, Florida State football coach
    "I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada."
    - Britney Spears
    "I think war is a dangerous place."
    - George W. Bush
    "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."
    - Greg Norman, Golfer
    "Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
    -Mariah Carey
    "I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman"
    -Arnold Schwarzenegger
    "Half this game is ninety percent mental."
    - Danny Ozark, Philedelphia Phillies Manager
    "I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid."
    - Terry Bradshaw, Former football player/announcer
    "I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa"
    — Britney Spears
    "Food is an important part of a balanced diet."
    - Fran Lebowitz, US writer
    "If only faces could talk..."
    - Pat Summerall, Sportscaster, during the Super Bowl
    If it wren't for electricity, we'd all be watching TV by candlelight."
    -George Gobel
    "China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese."
    - Charles De Gaulle, former French President
    No need to faveorite, I just thought they were hysterical!

  7. nickjonaasismiinex33 nickjonaasismiinex33
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2009 10:32pm UTC
    I Want To Meet A Guy
    who would'nt be scared to laugh at me & call me
    a loser when i do something dumb. a guy that'd
    run up behind me and cover my eyes and ask
    me to guess who he is, even though its pretty
    obvious. a guy who would hide behinda corner
    and jump out to scare me, so he'd have a reason
    to hold me. a guy that would leave me numberous
    voicemails, just because. a guy that'd call to wake
    me up in the morning, cause he wants to be the
    1st i hear each day. a guy that would never let go
    of my hand. a guy that would look me in the eyes
    and tell me he loves me, and mean it.

  8. xokristtinnxo xokristtinnxo
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2009 10:55am UTC
    So there's this boy;;
    AND THE WAY HE LAUGHS
    MAKES ME SMILE
    AND THE WAY HE TALKS
    GIVES ME BUTTERFLIES
    |♥|♥|♥|♥|♥|
    credit to jessayy!

  9. jessayyy jessayyy
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2009 7:28pm UTC
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  11. hatranny hatranny
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2009 11:36pm UTC
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  12. jackieex3101 jackieex3101
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2009 6:49pm UTC
    Breaking Up *
    with you taught me three things. one?
    it's hardest being the dumper. two?
    my damn mascara isn't waterproof.
    and three? i still might like you.

  13. Tw1LiGhT_bAby Tw1LiGhT_bAby
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2009 4:56pm UTC
    The boys say,
    bros before hoes.
    But i prefer,
    chicks before dicks.
    ^^creedit to my lilspazz0101<333


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  15. accentwitch accentwitch
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2009 3:25pm UTC
    It takes
    Skill
    To trip over flat surfaces.
    partial credit, saw it on a flair.

  16. confidence confidence
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2009 7:56pm UTC
    Breaking Up *
    with you taught me two things. one?
    it's hardest being the dumper. two?
    my damn mascara isn't waterproof.


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