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twilightcraz12

1. twilightcraz12
   posted a quote
   August 20, 2009 9:09pm UTC
   friends who pitch a tent together stay together!
   haha jus did this last night n made it up. thats my friends n i's motto! rate is u like!
   
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2. twilightcraz12
   posted a quote
   August 5, 2009 6:35pm UTC
   Sometimes I w i sh....
   I was a little kid again....
   skinned knees are easier to fix than broken hearts.
   
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3. twilightcraz12
   posted a quote
   August 5, 2009 6:25pm UTC
   Should I
   sMile, cuZ ur My frieNd,
   Or cRy..CUz thAT's All We'LL eVeR bE?
   
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4. twilightcraz12
   posted a quote
   July 30, 2009 9:53pm UTC
   w h A t y o u s eE d e P e n d s o n w H a t y o u ' r e
   l o O k i n G f o r .
   
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5. twilightcraz12
   posted a quote
   July 23, 2009 4:23pm UTC
   if i had a nickel
   for every time i met a boy like y o u . . .
   i'd have 5 cents BU T........
   if i had a nickel
   for every time i met a jerk like h i m . . .
   i'd be stinkin rich!
   
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6. twilightcraz12
   posted a quote
   June 30, 2009 8:04pm UTC
   Psh I'm not crying!
   I'm sweating through my eyes!
   
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7. twilightcraz12
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   June 30, 2009 7:57pm UTC
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8. twilightcraz12
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   June 23, 2009 2:20pm UTC
   He took me from a bar.
   He took me in his car.
   He took my top off.
   He puts his lips on mine, but don't worry:
   I'm a bottle of wine!
   
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9. twilightcraz12
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   June 20, 2009 5:29am UTC
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10. twilightcraz12
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2009 11:10am UTC
    click here and you'll find the biggest laugh of your lifetime!!!!
    thats how u occupy a blonde!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    
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11. twilightcraz12
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2009 8:53pm UTC
    When life gives you lemons,
    don't make lemonade...
    Stick em' in your bra
    to make your boobs look bigger
    
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12. twilightcraz12
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2009 8:53pm UTC
    A friend will Watch Spongebob with you....
    While your best friend catches jellyfish around your house.
    A friend will give you a hug,
    But a best friend will attack you saying, "Men don't hug, they snuggle!"
    A friend will pet your cat and say it's cute,
    But a best friend will steal your cat and take him home.
    
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13. twilightcraz12
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2009 8:49pm UTC
    Cinderella
    walked in broken glass.
    Sleeping Beauty
    let a whole lifetime pass.
    Belle
    fell in love with a hideous beast.
    Jasmine
    marked a common theif.
    Ariel
    walked on land for love and life.
    Snow White
    barely escaped a knife.
    It all was all about blood, sweat, and tears
    becuase love means facing your biggest fears.........
    no credit, but still love it!!!!!!!!!!!
    
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14. twilightcraz12
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2009 8:42pm UTC
    i looked in the mirror today;
    & realized i wasn't that little girl that would wear
    ribbons in her hair. i wasn't that little girl that
    daddy would pick up in his arms and spin
    around the room. i'm no longer that little girl
    that would dream of being a [princess], in a pink
    castle. i wasn't the little girl that thought boys
    were disgusting, and gross. i'm no longer
    that little girl. but it's that little girl, who
    made me who i am today.
    credit to whoeva!
    
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15. twilightcraz12
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2009 8:39pm UTC
    sorry sweetie.,
    but this is the twenty-first century &
    nobody wants to be princesses anymore.
    we all want to be vampires _________<3
    
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16. twilightcraz12
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    June 10, 2009 8:37pm UTC
    i'm that girl;
    who fights with her 4 year old brother to push the button in the elevator.
    
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17. twilightcraz12
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2009 8:35pm UTC
    €€€€€€
    You laugh because we are different,
    We laugh because you are all the same.
    €€€€€€
    
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18. twilightcraz12
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2009 8:34pm UTC
    H O N E Y ;
    theres a difference between
    f u n n y a n d s t u p i d
    but your just retarded.
    
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19. twilightcraz12
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2009 8:33pm UTC
    He handed her
    11 roses.
    10 real,
    and 1 fake.
    he told her he'd stop
    loving her when
    -> then last rose died <-
    ♥_*_♥_*_♥
    no credit but thought it was sweet!!!!
    
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20. twilightcraz12
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2009 8:31pm UTC
    i want to break every clock
    - - - - - - » j u s t s o l i f e
    couldn't catch up.
    
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