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  1. IEatPieAllDayandNight IEatPieAllDayandNight
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2012 5:43pm UTC
    me without you
    is like a cat lady without her cats.

  2. rainbow15 rainbow15
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2012 5:35pm UTC
    Heat makes things expand.
    See I don't have a weight problem,
    I'm just really hot.

  3. _brotips _brotips
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2012 2:25pm UTC
    brotips #1508
    make sure the right
    text goes to the right
    person.
    brotips.com

  4. Jahyvie Jahyvie
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2012 2:26pm UTC
    You will know the truth, and the truth will set you free. John 4:8

  5. chasingthestars chasingthestars
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2012 2:27pm UTC
    Have you ever loved someone
    so much that it hurt?
    That the thought of them with someone else just kills you?
    And you just think,
    “What do I have to do for you to like me?”
    And when he looks or even acknowledges you,
    You feel as if your heart will explode
    or as if its breaking.
    Then you think,
    "I'm too young for love, it's alright"
    But the ache is still there.
    mq, nmf

  6. blahhxxemmy blahhxxemmy
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2012 2:28pm UTC
    "The worst things in life, come free to us"
    -Ed Sheeran.

  7. livsbestfriendryan livsbestfriendryan
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2011 4:33pm UTC
    Today I
    walked up to the girl I like , rubbed her back, and said
    "I thought angels had wings"
    fave if you want a guy like me in your life

  8. of_mice_and_lucifer* of_mice_and_lucifer*
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2012 8:13pm UTC
    Ana
    I met this girl named Ana,
    I heard she ruins lives.
    Won't let me have a banana,
    a peach or pumpkin pie.
    No chicken, no meat, no pasta.
    Just water and some air.
    I know this girl named Ana,
    She's making my life a nightmare.
    ana is short for anorexia.
    my original poem/please dont steal

  9. givingyoumyheart givingyoumyheart
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2012 5:20pm UTC
    LESSON IN LIFE
    A wise man sat in the audience and cracked a joke.
    Everybody laughs like crazy.
    After a moment, he cracked the same joke again.
    This time, less people laughed.
    He cracked the same joke again and again.
    When there is no laughter in the crowd,
    He smiled and said,
    "You can't laugh at the same joke again and again, but why do you keep crying over the same thing over and over again?"
    nmq

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