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ittsssmekate
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February 15, 2011 7:48pm UTC

I'm making some changes in my life.
& Guess what the best part is?
I'm cutting you out of it.
✂
not my fade. buuut my quote.

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neverlookbackx13
posted a quote
February 15, 2011 5:09pm UTC

When i step into the bathtub
[i have to pee]
hiding
[have to pee]
five minutes in the car
[have to pee]
WTDuck ?!?!

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embyx3
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February 15, 2011 9:12am UTC

(c) 2010 embyx3
I hate it how in movies:
lonely people eat in the bathroom stall,
That's Nasty ...
(c) 2010 embyx3
my formaaat(:

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BreeVee
posted a quote
February 15, 2011 10:37am UTC

You're single
not dead.

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hollingsworthx
posted a quote
February 15, 2011 2:57pm UTC

what happened to the days..
when you played with barbies
>>y o u d i d n t c a r e w h a t p e o p l e t h o u g h t o f y o u<<
and BOYS WERE "ICKY"**
when you played with a n y o n e & e v e r y o n e
you didnt care about your reputation?..
the world we live in is growing up too damn fast.

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liaaaana
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February 15, 2011 8:04pm UTC

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bambi313dancer
posted a quote
February 15, 2011 7:50pm UTC

can you hear those footsteps behind you?
that's not me running after you...
THAT''S KARMA
CATCHING UP TO YOU

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LetTheFlamesBegin
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February 14, 2011 11:25am UTC

Dear everyone on Witty,
Whether you're single or not..
I love you. ♥
-Bethany

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movies4life
posted a quote
February 13, 2011 9:36pm UTC

Girl: ask me if I'm a tree.
Boy: No.
Girl: ask me if I'm a tree.
Boy:NO!
Girl: ask me if I'm a tree.
Boy: Fine are you a tree
Girl: No:)
*format credit: dinozeezee

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CuteKels
posted a quote
February 11, 2011 9:05pm UTC

I wish there was a
Build-a-Boyfriend

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JockerDealWithIt
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February 10, 2011 2:58pm UTC

Fave if...
your left hand is touching your face.
or
if your legs are crossed.
(C) Format Copyright- lostandwondering

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Iloveyoubabe69
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February 10, 2011 8:41pm UTC

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The moment you realize you ARE over him. is the happiest.moment.of.
your.life.<3
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frankiex25
posted a quote
February 10, 2011 8:41pm UTC

My Mom thinks LOL
Means Lots Of Love.
Today she texted me:
Our dog died LOL.

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Acklas9641
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February 6, 2011 10:02pm UTC

I AM IN CHARGE AND DO WHATEVER I WANT IN MY HOUSE
...
(Mom if you're reading this I was kidding)

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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misssmexayy
posted a quote
February 7, 2011 6:35am UTC

He's hot. He's athletic. He's popular.
His only problem?
He's not dating ME.
<3alll mine i wants credit

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ToWriteLoveOnHerArms84
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February 7, 2011 7:56am UTC

He was going to ask me out on Valentine's Day, but he said he couldn't wait that long
<3

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Tamtam97
posted a quote
February 7, 2011 8:43am UTC

dad: what can you do to my daughter?
boyfriend:I'd die for her.
Dad: i dont like yourbf.
Boyfriend:why not?
if you loved her you'd live to please her,
no t d i e ..
and leave her
A-L-O-N-E
.♥.

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