"What do you think love is?"
"Well, years ago, my dad owned a black 1934 two-door sedan.
There was this really cute girl, see? She used to go for rides
with him in his car. And whenever he'd call for her, he would
always hold open the car door for her. After she got in and he
had closed the door, he'd walk around the back of the car to
the driver's side, but before he could get there, she would reach
over and press the button, locking him out. Then she'd just sit
there and wrinkle her nose and grin at him.
That's what I think love is."
-Charlie Brown