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Oohshekilledem
posted a quote
January 25, 2014 7:50pm UTC

THAT ONE IDIOT THAT
ALWAYS CORRECTS THE TEACHER LIKE SHE DIDN'T GO TO COLLEGE♥

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Sylvia♥*
posted a quote
January 24, 2014 1:37pm UTC

TOP 3 LIES
1) Im fine
2) I dont like anyone
3)That was my last piece of gum

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thetypewriterspause
posted a quote
January 21, 2014 1:48pm UTC

that typical teenager:
hating going to the haircut
hating getting the haircut
loving the haircut

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thetypewriterspause
posted a quote
January 21, 2014 1:51pm UTC

that typical teenager:
Netflixing while eating nutella all weekend

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thetypewriterspause
posted a quote
January 21, 2014 5:13pm UTC

That Typical Teenager:
Spending parents money: "$100? What a sale!"
Spending your own money: "$3.00 is a little much..."

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thetypewriterspause
posted a quote
January 21, 2014 5:43pm UTC

That Typical Teenager:
Imagining every scenario before you go to sleep

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thetypewriterspause
posted a quote
January 21, 2014 7:07pm UTC

That Typical Teenager:
Friends: "Hey, what are you doing? I'm going rock climbing then going sky diving and then I'm going to Aruba. You?"
Me: "I'm having a Spongebob marathon in my basement..."

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thetypewriterspause
posted a quote
January 21, 2014 9:14pm UTC

That Typical Teenager:
While testing: "You know what? I don't have many B's. I'll choose it to even it out."

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thetypewriterspause
posted a quote
January 25, 2014 7:44pm UTC

That Typical Teenager:
Wanting snow in the summer, wanting sun in the winter

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thetypewriterspause
posted a quote
January 22, 2014 7:25pm UTC

That Typical Teenager:
Never understanding why your mom won't make spaghetti tacos

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*Tori Leigh*
posted a quote
January 20, 2014 11:16pm UTC

y'all be favin' my quotes and sh.t but I ain't
seen nobody be clickin' that follow button
hwat

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*Tori Leigh*
posted a quote
January 20, 2014 1:21am UTC

My life consists of saving my own a.ss and eating food.

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*Tori Leigh*
posted a quote
January 20, 2014 1:14am UTC

So yesterday me and my friend decided we were going to go to sleep at 1:15 AM and by
1:30 AM we literally decided to have a 7 minute workout and let me tell ya' it was pathetic.

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*Tori Leigh*
posted a quote
January 21, 2014 11:18pm UTC

Reasons I shower
1. to sing
2. to be warm
3. because I want to
Reasons I should be showering for
1. to be clean
2. to be accepted by the rest of humanity
3.

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*Tori Leigh*
posted a quote
January 21, 2014 11:26pm UTC

So I was talking to a friend here on witty and I was talking to her about
the combination of bath salts and body butter and how awesome they are
and I basically sent her a paragraph telling her about them and at the
very end I compared what my skin was like afterwards and I literally said:
"your skin will be glowing like fcking radioactive baby butts"

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*Tori Leigh*
posted a quote
January 21, 2014 9:15pm UTC

GUISE I just got my 100th follower, and as a matter of fact, this is my 100th quote. Woot.
Thank you, LlamaishEatingMahBacon, for being my 100th.
Thank you, to all my other followers... for... well, following me. ^.^

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*Tori Leigh*
posted a quote
January 21, 2014 4:35pm UTC

I remember when walmart gave
out those little smiley face stickers...
those things were the sh.t
they were my life yo

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*Tori Leigh*
posted a quote
January 21, 2014 3:26pm UTC

legitimate exchanging of words in my biology class today
me: *laughing at previous joke* i love life
guy who sits in front of me: but do u like nutella

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*Tori Leigh*
posted a quote
January 21, 2014 10:18am UTC

Everytime I see someone post a long quote, and it has a lot of faves, I just silently congratulate
in my head to all of those people patient enough to read something so ungodly long.
like good for you, you go wittians who read long quotes through to the end

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*Tori Leigh*
posted a quote
January 20, 2014 11:59pm UTC

There are a lot of songs with the title "Superman"... or is it just me?
Idk, maybe we should just ask:
- Eminem.
- Five For Fighting.
- Daughtry.
- Joe Brooks.
- Goldfinger.
- T-Swift.
- Robin Thicke
- T-Pain
Yep, just me.

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