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  1. CCoburn1999 CCoburn1999
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2012 9:42am UTC
    {may the odds be ever in your favor}

  2. YaMum YaMum
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2012 9:41am UTC
    When Rue died some odd scream crying
    came from the person nex to me..


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  6. 1InAMillion 1InAMillion
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2012 2:23pm UTC
    Before Marriage - - -
    Boy: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.


    Girl: Do you want me to leave?


    Boy: NO! Don't even think about it.


    Girl: Do you love me?


    Boy: Of course! Over and over!


    Girl: Have you ever cheated on me?


    Boy: NO! Why are you even asking?
    

Girl: Will you kiss me?


    Boy: Every chance I get!


    Girl: Will you hit me?


    Boy: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!


    Girl: Can I trust you?


    Boy: Yes.


    Girl: Darling!
    After marriage - - - simply read from bottom to top

  7. LeA_HeRe LeA_HeRe
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2012 3:34pm UTC
    i wonder if a boy
    ever looks at me and thinks "wow, she's beautiful"

  8. DarrenMeAtSix DarrenMeAtSix
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2012 3:08pm UTC
    Confession #1:
    My dad is gay.I was a drunk accident.I wasn't ever meant to happen.
    But accidents happen.
    When I was born,my mum dumped me on my dad.I don't even know her.
    I'm happy though.It's how things have always been.
    My dad's partner is just as good as a second dad to me.
    Things always happen for a reason,right? c:

  9. UnicornsnRainbows UnicornsnRainbows
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2012 2:54pm UTC
    I have school today :s I REALLY don't want to go.

  10. ssarahbearr131 ssarahbearr131
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2012 7:46am UTC
    It's a lot easier destroying things than it is creating them.


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  12. cookia cookia
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2012 7:47am UTC
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  13. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2012 7:47am UTC
    So Jessie J saw
    A 10 year old one direction Fan holding a poster saying
    'put your erection in my direction

  14. UnicornsnRainbows UnicornsnRainbows
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2012 2:36pm UTC
    Dear people putting petrol price's up
    Some people are single mums , working their butts off for money ,
    And don't need the price raise right now !
    Kay.Thanks.Bye.

  15. UnicornsnRainbows UnicornsnRainbows
    posted a quote
    March 16, 2012 2:48am UTC
    If only i could make a wish <3

  16. UnicornsnRainbows UnicornsnRainbows
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    March 16, 2012 8:11am UTC
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  17. UnicornsnRainbows UnicornsnRainbows
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2012 5:06am UTC
    So ever since my parents got divorced , they like to gang up on me just got told
    " Learn your times tables or you can't do dance class anymore. "
    They don't under stand how much that would kill me inside , Dancing is my life , Yes , i'm 14 and don't know my times tables my work my butt off at school , and I just can't get it right !

  18. too_much-swag* too_much-swag*
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2012 12:10am UTC
    Long were the nights when my days once revolved around you.
    -Taylor Swift
    format by: h0peful.

  19. rockstargrace rockstargrace
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2012 6:40pm UTC
    Dance is the best, other sports are just the rest(:

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