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  1. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2012 11:17pm UTC
    I do not stalk my crush...
    I simply gather information for specific purposes.
    nmq.

  2. soccer11fh soccer11fh
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2012 9:34pm UTC
    I WISH BOY AND GIRLS COULD
    SLEEP OVER WITHOUT IT BEING A BIG DEAL.

  3. LaaLookitaa LaaLookitaa
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2012 6:59pm UTC
    Girlfriend: Hey babe wana see a magic trick?
    Sure, Babe
    BAM! You're Single.

  4. livsbestfriendryan livsbestfriendryan
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2012 3:04pm UTC
    kiss me if I'm wrong but,
    dinosaurs still exist right?♥
    ©livsbestfriendryan


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  6. screamyourheartout384 screamyourheartout384
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2011 8:38pm UTC
    just because somebody flirts with you, doesn't mean they like you. Just because somebody likes you, doesn't mean they want to
    go out with you. Just because somebody wants to go out with you, doesn't mean they love you.
    Just because somebody loves you, doesn't mean they won't hurt you. Because people lie, things change. Boyfriends cheat,
    best friends ditch. & there are always going to be those people who would kill to see you fall.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  8. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2011 9:06pm UTC
    "ARE YOU STUPID OR SOMETHING?"
    "Something.."

  9. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2011 8:57pm UTC
    allcredittocaptivated
    That awkward text
    that makes you think
    'How the hell am I going,
    to reply to that.'

  10. livsbestfriendryan livsbestfriendryan
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2011 10:09pm UTC
    so I ran into my ex today...
    put the car into reverse, then did it again.

  11. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2011 9:03pm UTC
    That moment when
    you hear a song and every
    word describes your
    situation perfectly.
    paperlungs format;edited by Jade672.

  12. An'* An'*
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2011 7:50pm UTC
    no matter what i'm doing,
    in some way shape or form, you're always on my mind. ♥

  13. An'* An'*
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2011 7:56pm UTC
    for every day, i miss you. for every hour i need you.
    for every minute, i feel you. for every second, i want you. forever, i love you. ♥

  14. cupcake069 cupcake069
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2011 7:46pm UTC
    Santa called me a hoe
    3 times at the mall today.

  15. An'* An'*
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2011 8:03pm UTC
    maybe i'm scared because you mean more to me
    than any other person. you're everything i think about, everything i want. ♥

  16. Mollymooandalishaloo4lyfe Mollymooandalishaloo4lyfe
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2011 8:15am UTC
    When i see you,
    i run out of words to say...

  17. ChelseyGrace ChelseyGrace
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2011 5:50pm UTC
    M ak e h o l d i n g h e r
    h a n d t o o t i g h t
    the only way you can hurt her.

  18. confessions_of_a_cutter confessions_of_a_cutter
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2011 3:54pm UTC
    Don't tell me that it's easy to be happy
    and that I'm just trying to be sad. It's
    not that simple. You have no idea
    what I've been through.
    Speak for yourself.

  19. ColorMyWorld401 ColorMyWorld401
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2011 3:42pm UTC
    "I wasn't that drunk!"
    "DUDE! You threw a squirrel into the water screaming, "Bikini Bottom needs you Sandy!"
    (follow me, i follow back)

  20. ColorMyWorld401 ColorMyWorld401
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2011 3:33pm UTC
    -------------~♥~------------
    Telling someone your going to bed, when your actually not, and then having to hold back from posting things on facebook
    (follow me, i follow back!)

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