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  1. carissalove123 carissalove123
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2011 7:42pm UTC
    we were talking
    about cheesy pick-up lines you could make from Teletubbies,
    and the quiet kid in the back said,
    "You can Tinky Winky my Dipsy
    while I La La your Po.
    nmq <3

  2. carissalove123 carissalove123
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2011 3:48pm UTC
    "WHAT EACH KISS MEANS"
    - Kiss on the Forehead: We're cute together .
    - Kiss on the Cheek: We're friends.
    - Kiss on the Hand: I adore you.
    - Kiss on the Neck: I want you, now.
    - Kiss on the Shoulder: Your perfect.
    - Kiss on the Lips: I LOVE YOU...
    ____________________________________________________
    WHAT EACH GESTURE MEANS:
    - Holding Hands: We definitely like each other.
    - Holding you tight pressed against each other: I want you.
    - Looking into each other's Eyes: I like you, for who you are.
    - Playing with Hair: Let's fool around.
    - Arms around the Waist: I like you too much to let go.
    - Laughing while Kissing: I am completely comfortable with you.
    ____________________________________________________
    ADVICE:
    - If you were thinking about someone while reading this, you're definitely
    in Love.
    ____________________________________________________
    REQUIREMENTS:
    - Add this to your favorites after reading!!
    Or you will have a bad year of Relationships.
    ____________________________________________________
    IF YOU (LIKE), (LOVE), OR (MISS) SOMEONE RIGHT NOW:
    - and can't get them out of your head.
    - then add this to your favorites within One Minute and Whoever you are missing
    will surprise you.

  3. carissalove123 carissalove123
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2011 4:15pm UTC
    First Birthday;
    She looks into his eyes in daycare
    Second Birthday;
    They go to the candy store and share a gummy worm
    Third Birthday;
    They go to the toy store and he picks out a teddy bear for her
    Fourth Birthday;
    They go to Chuckie Cheese's and he gives her some of his tickets
    Fifth Birthday;
    They go to the park and he pushes the swing for her
    Sixth Birthday;
    They're in first grade and they're dotting each others i's and crossing each others t's
    Seventh Birthday;
    They're sharing a seat on the school bus
    Eighth Birthday;
    He's showing her his collection of comic books
    Ninth Birthday;
    They're at the pet store playing with a puppy and naming it together
    Tenth Birthday;
    They're watching the premiere of High School Musical
    Eleventh Birthday;
    They're laughing at the penguins at the zoo
    Twelfth Birthday;
    They're sitting next to each other at the foot ball game
    Thirteenth Birthday;
    They're at an amusement park and she has her first kiss on the Ferris Wheel
    Fourteenth Birthday;
    They go to a haunted house and he holds her hand the whole time
    Fifteenth Birthday;
    They're at the movie theatre watching The Last Song
    Sixteenth Birthday;
    She has the first dance with him at her Sweet Sixteenth
    Seventeenth Birthday;
    They go out to dinner and share a plate of spaghetti
    Eighteenth Birthday;
    She's cheering for him at the Homecoming game
    Nineteenth Birthday;
    They go to prom together and get crowned prom queen and king
    Twentieth Birthday;
    They're sitting on the beach making a sand castle
    Twenty First Birthday;
    He's down on one knee asking her to marry him


    i had to take. my favorite quote ever! i lost it before and didnt want to again <3

  4. carissalove123 carissalove123
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2011 6:04pm UTC
    I love how,
    in scary movies,
    the person yells out,
    "Hello?"
    As if the bad guy
    is gonna be like,
    "Yeah, I'm in the kitchen!
    Want a sandwich?"

  5. carissalove123 carissalove123
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2011 12:42pm UTC
    conversation between two friends:
    dude 1: i did
    dude 2: O.o?
    dude 1: your mom
    dude 2: =O WHAT?!?
    dude 1: a favor
    dude 2: heh?
    dude 1: by makin you
    dude 2: EWWW
    dude 1: a sandwich. *holds up sandwich*
    ALL MINE :D

  6. carissalove123 carissalove123
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2011 6:04pm UTC
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  7. carissalove123 carissalove123
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2011 6:23pm UTC
    that horrifying momen t
    when your phone dies while your texting your crush(:

  8. carissalove123 carissalove123
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2011 12:56pm UTC
    He wanted her, she'd never tell.
    Secretly she wanted him as well.
    <3

  9. carissalove123 carissalove123
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2011 5:04pm UTC
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    `•-•*.…..`•.,¸_¸,.•´…...*•-•´`•-•*..…`•.,¸_¸,.•´……*•-•´
    Speak Your Mind
    even if your voice shakes
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    <3
    credit to whoever

  10. carissalove123 carissalove123
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2011 3:45pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  11. carissalove123 carissalove123
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2011 1:34pm UTC
    The only person
    that can hold you back from your dream's is
    you <3

  12. carissalove123 carissalove123
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2011 1:42pm UTC
    Life without
    GOALS
    is like
    a
    race
    without
    a finish line <3

  13. carissalove123 carissalove123
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2011 1:45pm UTC
    YOU'RE LIKE A CAMERA,
    You always make me smile.
    nmq
    <3

  14. BecauseIcan3 BecauseIcan3
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2011 12:54am UTC
    Dear whoever is reading this,
    You're beautiful(:
    Love,
    A random stranger♥

  15. xsimplyamanda xsimplyamanda
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2011 12:54am UTC
    I wonder if anyone ever looks at me and thinks
    "she's beautiful." ♥

  16. fallingapart75 fallingapart75
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2011 12:55am UTC
    Dear board of education,
    we are too.
    Sincerely,
    students everywhere.

  17. ReillyJensen206 ReillyJensen206
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2011 12:55am UTC
    So Today…/♡\
    It was our one year anniversary.
    He took me on a picnic.
    We sat on a blanket in the park, and looked at the clouds.
    He played guitar for me.
    We laid down next to each other, and just talked.
    We sat under a tree, and he pushed my hair behind my ear.
    Then he called me beautiful,
    and kissed me
    We ran around the park, playing childish games.
    We danced to no music
    We acted like fools.
    And at the end of the day,
    *we laid down under the stars together*
    He leaned in real close,
    and said those three little words.
    “I Love You”
    jk, today I had a math test.
    ♡;;

  18. kaemarie kaemarie
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2011 12:13am UTC
    Who else thinks There should really be a "Happiness" category?
    aaaa


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  20. TheyCallMeSmothAndRefreshing TheyCallMeSmothAndRefreshing
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2011 12:51am UTC
    Lets eat grandpa.
    Lets eat, grandpa.
    Correct punctuation can save someone's life

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