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  1. xBeautiful xBeautiful
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2011 12:08pm UTC
    You just don't realize how much he really means to you,
    u n t i l h e i s g o n e

  2. xBeautiful xBeautiful
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2011 12:25pm UTC
    Sometimes,
    | | the love of | |
    >>>your<<<
    l i f e
    - - - -Is worth - - - -
    w a i t i n g f o r.

  3. xBeautiful xBeautiful
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2011 12:45pm UTC
    That awkward moment,
    when your stomach growls in the middle of class.

  4. xBeautiful xBeautiful
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2011 1:04pm UTC
    -Favoriting you own qoute is like-
    Giving yourself a hug.
    H e y, I l i k e h u g s.

  5. xBeautiful xBeautiful
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2011 2:05pm UTC
    That feeling of accomplishment you get
    W h e n y o u a r e t h e 1 O O t h p e r s o n t o
    l i k e a q u o t e .

  6. xBeautiful xBeautiful
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2011 2:09pm UTC
    The teachers that just erk you when they say:
    " T h e b e l l d o e s n ' t d i s m i s s y o u , i d o . "

  7. xBeautiful xBeautiful
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2011 2:13pm UTC
    PERRY,
    - P e r r y t h e -
    PLATYPUS

  8. xBeautiful xBeautiful
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2011 2:29pm UTC
    That Awkward Momen t
    when a part of your body itches that would be to inappropriate to itch in public.

  9. xBeautiful xBeautiful
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2011 5:38pm UTC
    abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxz♥


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  11. xBeautiful xBeautiful
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2011 5:43pm UTC
    abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz♥

  12. xBeautiful xBeautiful
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2011 5:53pm UTC
    So, I read this quote:
    Survey says that
    29% of owners sleep with their pets in bed.
    I tried it once.
    My freakin goldfish died.
    I thought it read:
    Survey says that
    29% of owners who sleep with their pets in bed,
    have tried "it" once.
    My freakin goldfish died.
    lololol.

  13. xBeautiful xBeautiful
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2011 7:00pm UTC
    The teachers you just wanna slap when they say this about an upcoming report or test:
    » "Now, if it were me, I would do this, (gives you a hint) But you know...that`s just me."

  14. xBeautiful xBeautiful
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2011 7:10pm UTC
    When you get pulled over for DWI;
    The police make you go through a series of tests. «
    » one including: "Please say the alphabet backwards."
    it's like, dude. I can't even do that when I'm sober. «

  15. xBeautiful xBeautiful
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2011 8:55pm UTC
    I don't play baseball but I hit a homerun -
    everywhere.
    everywhere?
    everywhere.
    -Pitbull&ChrisBrown,
    International Love

  16. xBeautiful xBeautiful
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2011 2:18pm UTC
    Tu rt le backpack
    Turtle push-up!
    -JennaMarbles
    myquote

  17. xBeautiful xBeautiful
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2012 6:20pm UTC
    since this may be the last day of witty,
    i would just like to say thanks to all the girls
    out there that have given me hope for the future,
    and the reoccuring smile and also a laugh while
    reading your guys' quotes. It's nice to know that
    i'm not the only one out there that has to deal
    with some of the things i think i'm the only one
    that has to deal with! I have gotten through many
    things by listening to what some of you have to
    say. I'm so releaved when I happen to come across
    a quote that is dealing with my exact situation
    at that moment. It gives me something positive to
    think about even when the only thing I seem to
    think about is the negatives. Half of the people
    that look at this quote with scroll right by it, but
    just know that it is a thanks to you. ♥

  18. xBeautiful xBeautiful
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2012 4:45pm UTC
    I bet you got pushed around,
    s o m e b o d y m a d e y o u c o l d ;
    but the cycle ends right now,
    cause you cant lead me down that road,
    and you dont know what you you dont know.

  19. xBeautiful xBeautiful
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2012 6:13pm UTC
    F u n n y J o k e s # 1
    How can you tell a male dinosaur from a female dinosaur ?
    Ask it a question. If he answers, it's a male. If she answers, it's a female. (:
    nmf.

  20. xBeautiful xBeautiful
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2012 6:16pm UTC
    F u n n y J o k e s # 2
    what's worse than an aardvark ?
    Two aardvarks!
    nmf.

:)

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