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thatgreen_gentlewoman

1. thatgreen_gentlewoman
   posted a quote
   January 23, 2011 4:23pm UTC
   thatawkwardmomentwhenallthese awkwardmomentquotesaren'taren't funny.
   
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2. thatgreen_gentlewoman
   posted a quote
   January 7, 2011 7:46pm UTC
   I am not confident.
   I know I am smart, but not in the ways that count.
   I read people much better than books but I never
   Have the words to explain my findings.
   I'm only as funny as I feel,
   And I do not think I'm pretty.
   I sometimes walk with my head down.
   My posture is terrible.
   I think horrible things about people and I let
   My emotions get the best of me.
   I'm really not as nice as I'd like to be,
   Or as innocent as you'd think I am.
   I am a perfectionist.
   I am a contradiction to everything I want to stand for.
   I'm a big dreamer with little motivation.
   I really am no good at all, on my own.
   But I am analytical with myself.
   And I don't understand how anyone could ever be cocky
   Or proud when they are aware of all the disgusting things
   That they think and do, but no one knows.
   We're all broken enough to be humble.
   
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3. thatgreen_gentlewoman
   posted a quote
   December 31, 2010 6:53pm UTC
   Learn from yesterday;
   Live for today;
   Hope for tomorrow
   
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4. thatgreen_gentlewoman
   posted a quote
   November 23, 2010 11:29pm UTC
   she [b]elieve[acon]d
   
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5. thatgreen_gentlewoman
   posted a quote
   November 14, 2010 12:03am UTC
   I was just looking
   through my facebook events
   when I saw one
   for the
   most epic wish ever.
   I freaked out.
   Then, I realized, wrong year.
   It's next year.
   
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6. thatgreen_gentlewoman
   posted a quote
   November 12, 2010 10:07pm UTC
   ★
   TO
   WRITE
   LOVE
   ON HER
   ARMS★
   DAY
   
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7. thatgreen_gentlewoman
   posted a quote
   November 2, 2010 11:09am UTC
   Dear Waldo,
   Please return my invisibility cloak ASAP.
   Sincerely,
   H. Potter.
   
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8. thatgreen_gentlewoman
   posted a quote
   November 2, 2010 11:03am UTC
   Dear Justin Bieber,
   I wish your songs weren't so catchy.
   Sincerely,
   Straight guy singing in the shower of his frat house.
   
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9. thatgreen_gentlewoman
   posted a quote
   November 2, 2010 11:00am UTC
   Dear Girls Obsessed with Twilight,
   If you really saw a vampire you would run away screaming, not fall in love with it.
   Sincerely,
   A Sane, Logical Thinker.
   
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10. thatgreen_gentlewoman
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2010 10:59am UTC
    Dear Chair,
    You might get a lot of tail, but I get a lot of head.
    Sincerely, Pillow.
    
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11. thatgreen_gentlewoman
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2010 1:14am UTC
    So, I'm trying out this new thing.
    It's really easy. No lie.
    All I do is compliment at least
    »»»one«««
    friend every day.
    _______________________________
    I mean, for all I know, she could
    be hurting inside. And what I'm doing is
    trying to take away that pain
    little by little.
    Anyways, it's nice to give compliments.
    Fave if you're up for it.
    :)
    
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12. thatgreen_gentlewoman
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2010 8:05pm UTC
    Today,
    I joined a pottery class.
    What's the teachers name?
    Harry.
    Harry the Potter.
    MLIA
    
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13. thatgreen_gentlewoman
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2010 7:43pm UTC
    Today,
    I was on Facebook
    when I saw a group that said
    "I've always wondered what guys did at sleep overs"
    I had read it aloud, and almost joined,
    but then my brother pointed out
    that he was having a sleep over at the moment
    and I could take notes if I wanted.
    So here's to all the girls reading this:
    they play Call of Duty.
    That's about it.
    MLIA.
    
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14. thatgreen_gentlewoman
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2010 10:25pm UTC
    Let's celebrate Columbus
    Day by walking into
    someone's house and
    telling them we live
    there now.
    
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15. thatgreen_gentlewoman
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2010 9:10pm UTC
    You told me he liked me.
    We were talking on the phone the other day.
    I asked you if you could ask him if he had a girlfriend.
    You said no. I asked why not.
    Because you're scared of him.
    I asked you how come you were able to ask him if he liked me.
    You said, "Because I never asked him."
    Why did you do that?
    "Because I was bored."
    _______________________________________________
    Can you at least tell me what I did to deserve to be lied to?
    _______________________________________________
    I hate you. I can't even look at you or talk to you.
    You know what the worst part is?
    You were my best friend.
    
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16. thatgreen_gentlewoman
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2010 3:28pm UTC
    I live in a mostly white community.
    I was babysitting a little girl and reading her a bedtime story.
    The story had a little black girl in it and the girl i was babysitting said "I wish I was that color. Wouldn't it be cool to be that color?"
    Her love and acceptance GMH
    -KidsGiveMeHope
    
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17. thatgreen_gentlewoman
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2010 8:38pm UTC
    i throw
    yo' kids
    in my van
    sometimes saying
    ayyooo
    i'm a pedoo
    
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18. thatgreen_gentlewoman
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2010 2:32am UTC
    Dear Perez Hilton,
    You're a douche. You obviously have no idea what you're talking about. It's obvious you only listened to Kids, Electric Feel, and Time to Pretend. All the other songs on Oracular Spectacular don't stay too far from Congratulations.
    Speaking of Congratulations, MGMT made an amazing album. I love Flash Delirium, and It's Working, and Congratulations. And so many other songs, they're all so good. Don't go around giving your opinion on a band's album if you haven't listened to the entire album.
    Seriously. I believe the correct word for this would be prejudice.
    No one likes you. MGMT is amazing. Congratultions is amazing. Oracular Spectacular is amazing. Andrew VanWyngarden is amazing. So, just, go die.
    Love,
    ME.
    http://perezhilton.com/2010-10-01-mgmt_spewing_holier_than_thou_bullshit
    
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19. thatgreen_gentlewoman
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2010 11:18pm UTC
    Test. Blah. So. What's up?
    
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20. thatgreen_gentlewoman
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2010 10:46pm UTC
    It'slikeIfellinLoveLandandthere'snoground
    
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