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miss_emma_louiseXxxxx
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July 30, 2011 4:35pm UTC

the awkward
moment,
when you're alone with someone you just met.

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xsavexmex
posted a quote
August 4, 2011 11:05pm UTC

fave if you support
gay and bisexual rights
♥

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jesusdropkickskids
posted a quote
August 4, 2011 6:54pm UTC

If my parents heard half the stuff I said to my friends.
I would be grounded.
For the rest of my life.
♥

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teddybearbeware
posted a quote
August 4, 2011 11:05pm UTC

&& Those nights where
You feel like everyone is purposely ignoring you.

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whitleygirl17
posted a quote
August 4, 2011 7:09pm UTC

I woke up to a voicemail this morning from my ex boyfriend;
He said,"You have herpes, you're gross" and then I heard a bunch of guys laughing in the background, I started crying.
It hurt me and I know for a fact that I don't have herpes.
Click the heart if you think this guy is jerk.
I'm not just doing this for fav's.
This is a true story. </3

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xOstephh27
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August 4, 2011 5:55pm UTC

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2blonde2handle
posted a quote
February 21, 2011 10:04am UTC

Today me & My brother were in Walmart.
A girl who had cancer walked by us.
My brother watched her walk away.
Then He walked over to her.
What he did surprised me.
My 18-year-old Brother introduced himself to her.
They talked for awhile.
Then he kissed her cheek.
&&
Said;
"I've never seen someone so beautiful"
Blake =]

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fatassmuffin
posted a quote
February 23, 2011 3:09pm UTC

You have at least two addresses memorised,,
Your own address and P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney
format to; rosieisodd

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christieinthehouse
posted a quote
February 22, 2011 10:37pm UTC

Dear Eminem,
Not only do we have the same name,but we're both black on the inside too.
Sincerely, M&Ms.
-facebook.

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sparkly_rain_bows321
posted a quote
February 26, 2011 9:06pm UTC

The attractive face
//you make when the ball is coming
straight for your face.

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forbidden_lovee_xoxo
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March 14, 2011 11:15pm UTC

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hollisterchick4
posted a quote
March 1, 2011 6:32pm UTC

listenInG TO A SoNG...
&REMEMBERING
all OF THE MEMORIES
that go with it ♥

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sparkly_rain_bows321
posted a quote
February 24, 2011 7:46pm UTC

Winter.
//some people like the snow.\\
i just like that I can be lazy about shaving.

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12iloveyoubaby12
posted a quote
March 3, 2011 7:18pm UTC

you're having a bad day,
so you go on witty to find
That Quote
That makes everything better.

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wilkil4shoes
posted a quote
March 2, 2011 8:28pm UTC

My Math Teacher Staples
Burger King Applications
To Failed Tests

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bizzeybeatsxo350
posted a quote
March 7, 2011 5:22pm UTC

That awkward moment;
when your boob itches

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chloe_ballerina
posted a quote
March 11, 2011 4:02pm UTC

You're 5,
and you have a phone?
Who are you gonna call?
Barney?

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kelllyyy725
posted a quote
February 26, 2011 7:31pm UTC

Today,my boyfriend was eating Chinese food.
He opened the fortune cookie and the lucky numbers were:
2,12,11
that's the date he asked me to be his girlfriend.
-------------------- ♥ -------------------- ---------

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fatassmuffin
posted a quote
March 4, 2011 11:27am UTC

Whenver you walk into a public toilet
and the toilet hasn't been flushed. You don't flush it.
You go into the other stall ♥

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always_remember
posted a quote
March 9, 2011 6:30pm UTC

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