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emma21
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December 2, 2011 4:15pm UTC

did you know you can bite off yourfinger
as easily as you bite a carrot?
but your brain is like
"no! don't eat your finger!"
and that's why you can't.

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ahill1
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December 3, 2011 5:07am UTC

If only LOVE were simple everyone would have it
If only LOVE were like a poem it would be forever lasting and simple... but LOVE is never simple or forever lastiing..
i wish their was forever lasting LOVE...

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galaxycheerforever3
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December 1, 2011 8:15pm UTC

Does anybody else hate the new
YouTube layout?

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xokaylayox
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December 1, 2011 8:15pm UTC

That awkward moment when
someone wears pink on
Tuesday...
fave if you get it ;) nmf

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NothingComparedToHer_x3
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December 1, 2011 8:15pm UTC

confession #112
it really irritates me when guys ask for naked pictures. it's gross and disrespectful. but want to know what irritates me even more? when girls send them.

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haazaahhh
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December 1, 2011 8:15pm UTC

Brandon Cyrus has 522066 'pretty girls' on his profile to stalk his disgusting profile picture that everyone is talking about.

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WittyIsMyLife
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July 7, 2011 10:55pm UTC

When I'm late to class,
everyone stares at me like I killed someone.
Only me?

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WittyIsMyLife
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July 8, 2011 7:48am UTC

'Hey look! 'Es-ca-pay'. Hey, it's spelt just like Escape!'
Fave if you know what this is off. ;)

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WittyIsMyLife
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July 9, 2011 1:03am UTC

When the teacher sends you outside, it really means you won the argument. ♥

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WittyIsMyLife
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July 16, 2011 12:10am UTC

Does anyone remember this Drake & Josh quote?
Josh: I hope you go bald.
Drake: I hope they cancel Oprah.
Josh: YOU TAKE THAT BACK!

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WittyIsMyLife
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September 6, 2011 8:39am UTC

In life you have two choices;
You can choose to be popular in high school for a few irrelevant years & fail.
Or you can choose to study & actually get somewhere in life.
- Gordo, from Lizzie McGuire.

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WittyIsMyLife
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October 2, 2011 7:19am UTC

♥ CHRIS LILLEY ♥
Fave if you know who he is.

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WittyIsMyLife
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October 2, 2011 7:54am UTC

'Oh my god Karen, you can't just ask people
Why [x] They're [x] White'

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