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  1. Echo_741 Echo_741
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2011 11:26am UTC
    Hey everyone!
    you know what today is!
    Yup, it's National Platypus Day!
    fave this quote and show your
    love to our one and only
    Perry♥

  2. BOBBYPIN BOBBYPIN
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2011 11:24am UTC
    When I was younger
    I remember seeing two drops
    of rain rolling down the window
    and pretending it was a race. ♥

  3. xxdanceoholicxx xxdanceoholicxx
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2011 8:00am UTC
    According to Greek Mythology:
    The first humans were created with 4 arms, legs, and eyes, & 2 noses and mouths.
    Afraid of their power,
    Zeus split them in half,
    leaving them to find the other half themselves.
    These are now called
    Soulmates.
    --------------- ♥ ---------------
    *not my format*

  4. Echo_741 Echo_741
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2011 4:24pm UTC
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  5. softballgurl10 softballgurl10
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2011 9:58am UTC
    Do you feel worthless?
    Like nothings going to get better?
    Every move you make is painful?
    Is that how you feel?
    It does get better.
    I'm living proof. ♥

  6. HannahBear HannahBear
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2011 5:36pm UTC
    WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
    When I was 7, Hannah Montana was
    Thats so Raven,
    ICarly was Drake and Josh,
    Justin Bieber was Jessie McCartney
    Lady Gaga was Britney Spears
    Wizards of Waverly Place was Phil of the Future
    And SpongeBob
    Is STILL SpongeBob

  7. Navyboy Navyboy
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2011 11:15pm UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  9. bashox bashox
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2011 9:08am UTC
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  10. peaceluvlife3 peaceluvlife3
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2011 3:50pm UTC
    I get bullied daily.
    Every day, a kid named Jacob insults me, or hits me.
    Today, he kicked me in the foot and called me a freak.
    During 7th hour, he snapped my pencil in two.
    He said, "Carly is SO ugly!"
    AND:
    "I wanna kill you right now. WATCH OUT."
    "You're so annoying!"
    and he also said:
    "Your mom is SUCH a big crack head. She almost sold you for 4 cigarettes!"
    I break down inside.
    I wanna cry so bad.
    But I hold a brave face and pretend he doesn't scare me.
    The truth is,
    he does.
    Can I just have one favorite to show that
    I am loved? By someone?

  11. amorali amorali
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2011 7:11am UTC
    boy: is it in?
    girl: yes . . .
    boy: how does it feel?
    girl: it hurts, but i really like it . . .
    boy: okay.
    let's see if this shoe comes in a bigger size .
    Comment if that isn't what you were thinking of ;)

  12. captaincharisma captaincharisma
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2011 5:06am UTC
    HERE'S TO THE GIRLS...
    wh o d o n ' t w e a r 5,000 p o u n d s o f m a k e u p e v e r y d a y,
    who only have a few close friends,
    who don't get the boy
    who fall for the players,the jocks,the nerds,the losers,the preppsy,the goths, or the geeks
    o r h e r b e s t f r i e n d
    who have felt real heartbreak whether it be by exbest friends or exboyfriends
    who love u n c o n d i t i o n a l l y
    who wear sweatpants
    who eat food when they're bored and are comfortable in their own bodies
    who can memorize hundreds of song lyrics, but not school subjects
    HERE'S TO THE GIRLS...

  13. pleasedontgo pleasedontgo
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2011 2:22am UTC
    Favorite if you refuse to use any other web search engine that isn't
    Google

  14. toothymonster toothymonster
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2011 7:45pm UTC
    people that don't know me
    think »i'm quiet«
    people that know me
    wish i was


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  16. live_like_a_dream live_like_a_dream
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2011 5:28pm UTC
    Unicorns are symbol
    of virginity.
    [ Press the organ if you're still a unicorn :D ]

  17. Goingbacktobasics Goingbacktobasics
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2011 11:55am UTC
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  18. live_like_a_dream live_like_a_dream
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2011 5:12pm UTC
    "Here's the plan..."
    "If we get caught, just act like we
    don't speak English."
    "What happened?"
    "No hablo inglés"
    "Oh, que paso?"
    "Sh*t"

  19. be_my_escape be_my_escape
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2010 6:01pm UTC
    Did you know?
    Taylor Swift’s song:
    Back to December is about Taylor Lautner
    Dear John is about John Mayer
    Innocent is about Kanye West
    Last Kiss is about Joe Jonas
    Better than Revenge is about Camilla Belle
    Mine is about Cory Monteith (Finn from Glee)
    Speak Now is about one of her friend’s relationship
    The Story of Us is about Joe Jonas
    Enchanted is about a guy she met in NY
    Mean is about all the not-so-nice critics
    Never Grow Up is about everyone in general

  20. ScreamMeLovely ScreamMeLovely
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2010 5:22pm UTC
    "Kidnapping"
    is such a strong word.
    I like to think of it as
    "Surprise Adoption"

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