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  1. frenchiex3 frenchiex3
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2011 9:15pm UTC
    Being a woman is a terribly difficult task,
    since it consists principally in dealing with men.

  2. frenchiex3 frenchiex3
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2011 9:19pm UTC
    If a girl understands your bullshit,
    sticks around through all your mistakes,
    and smiles even though you've done nothing for her.
    Than it's obvious she's a keeper,
    but it's also obvious you don't deserve her.

  3. pinkxox25 pinkxox25
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2011 5:47pm UTC
    the star of the football team:
    has a blind dad
    who always comes to his games,
    even tho he cant see him play.
    one day the dad gets very ill and dies,
    before his sons championship game.
    so the team is expecting him to slack off,
    mourning the death of his father.
    but he played the best best game he ever had,
    making the winning touchdown
    &many extrordiary plays.
    the coach is amazed, so he asked,
    "how did you play so well even after your father had passed away?
    the boy stare at his coach and says,
    "this is the 1st time he has ever seen me play."

  4. ayaymanda711 ayaymanda711
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2011 9:12pm UTC
    Living young, wild, and free
    Wiz Khalifa <3

  5. ayaymanda711 ayaymanda711
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2011 11:59pm UTC
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  6. Dream_Dare_Amaze Dream_Dare_Amaze
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2011 3:46pm UTC
    Fave if you think;
    Guys with Blue eyes
    are adorable♥
    not mine(:

  7. letsbeloverrrs letsbeloverrrs
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2011 4:57pm UTC
    Fave if you think guys with green eyes are adorable. ♥
    Not mine. :)


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  9. xdinoxgoesxrawrrx xdinoxgoesxrawrrx
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2011 2:39am UTC
    One day a man jumped off the Golden Gate bridge.
    When the police went searching
    house afterward, the found a note.
    It read:
    "Today I will walk to the bridge.
    If anyone smiles at me, i wont jump."
    I make a point to smile
    at everyone now.♥

  10. Laurennu7 Laurennu7
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2011 2:00pm UTC
    Fave This And I Will Write Something On Your Profile That Will Make You Smile :)
    No Catch I Just Feel Like
    Being Nice.
    Make Sure You Leave A Comment :) I Will Follow You.

  11. Ziz2 Ziz2
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2011 3:03pm UTC
    Remember when
    I liked
    you?
    Yeah, I never stopped.
    notmyformat

  12. Paulah Paulah
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2011 10:46am UTC
    Good girls
    are just
    bad girls
    who dont get
    caught

  13. MegansAmazing1 MegansAmazing1
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2011 2:14pm UTC
    The littlest things he does, mean the biggest to me(:
    --Mine
    Favorite if agreed(:


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  16. DibanhiGarcia DibanhiGarcia
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2011 4:19pm UTC
    BF can mean two things : bestfriend and boyfriend.
    I just want to find someone that can be both.♥

  17. liveyourlifee77 liveyourlifee77
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2011 4:22pm UTC
    "I want all of you, forever, you and me , everyday"
    - Noah Calhoun
    (The Notebook)

  18. A_Long_December A_Long_December
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2011 11:36pm UTC
    I'm so ready to have a
    wicked crazy epic summer!

  19. simplequotes simplequotes
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2011 3:33pm UTC
    ☁ ☁ ☁
    I've got my feet on the ground
    but my head's in the clouds

  20. 61011_432_dad 61011_432_dad
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2011 10:30pm UTC
    Tomorrow:
    Is my Dad's wake.
    So I need so sleep.
    Goodnight witty friends... I'll talk to you all tomorrow.

:)

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