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  1. Runaway_love Runaway_love
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2011 8:33pm UTC
    Fav and comment...
    And I will
    -Tell you what smiley i think you use most.
    -Rate you from 1-10
    -And guess if you have had a boy friend.
    Make sure to comment, it is more easy to go though them!

  2. Runaway_love Runaway_love
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2011 3:20am UTC
    &+ If Taylor Swift has a son
    I dibs him <3

  3. Runaway_love Runaway_love
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2011 3:32am UTC
    Go to Google;
    And Click; I'm feeling lucky for all of these(;
    ♫ Type in 'Where is Chuck Norris?'
    ♫ Type in 'ewmew fudd'
    ♫ Type in 'Who's the cutest?'
    ♫ Type in 'elgoog'
    ♫ Type in 'Urban Dictionary'
    ♫ Type in 'is it thursday'
    ♫ Type in '2204355'
    ♫ Type in 'Who's awesome?'
    ♫ Type in 'lollimewire'
    ♫ Type in 'Google gothic'
    ♫ Type in 'Google bsd'
    ♫ Type in 'Google easter egg'
    ♫ Type in 'Google Gizoogle'
    ♫ Type in 'Google bearshare'
    ♫ Type in 'Google linux'
    ♫ Type in 'Google l33t'
    ♫ Type in 'Google mirror'
    ♫ Type in 'Google cheese'
    ♫ Type in 'Google pig latin'
    ♫ Type in 'Google epic'
    ♫ Type in 'Google weenie'
    ♫ Type in 'Google rainbow'
    ♫ Type in 'Google for hackers'
    ♫ Type in 'Google loco'
    ♫ Type in 'Google black'
    ♫ Type in 'Google small'
    ♫ Type in 'Google black and white'
    ♫ Type in 'Google metal'
    ♫ Type in 'Google holiday'
    ♫ Type in 'Xx-klingon'
    ♫ Type in 'Google Glitter'
    ♫ Type in 'Answer to life, the universe and everything' (Click Search for this one)
    Some of these i didn't find on my own! Sorry it's long but there's a lot of them(: For some of them, credit to showstopperrr96, XxEmily23xX, and mokagirl

  4. Runaway_love Runaway_love
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2011 6:05am UTC
    I got a riddle for you.
    90% of kindergarten kids will get this. I don't think you will.
    Here it is:
    Is greater than god.
    Is meaner than the devil.
    Poor people have it.
    Rich people need it.
    What is the word?
    comment and tell me the word, i'll comment back on your profile if you're right.not mine
    ========


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  6. Runaway_love Runaway_love
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2011 12:24am UTC
    I know you love me,
    I know you care,
    Just shout whenever,
    And I'll be there.
    Jb


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  8. Runaway_love Runaway_love
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2011 6:34am UTC
    As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you.
    He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely. He has had more experience, but it's the first time his finger has found the right place.
    He probes deeply and you shiver; your body tenses; but he's gentle like he promised he'd be.
    He looks deeply within your eyes and tells you to trust him-he's done this many times before.
    His cool smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him more room for an easy entrance. You begin to plead and beg him to hurry, but he slowly takes his time, wanting to cause you as little pain as possible. As he presses closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give way; pain surges throughout your body and you feel the slight trickle of blood as he continues. He looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too painful. Your eyes are filled with tears but you shake your head and nod for him to go on. He begins going in and out with skill but you are now too numb to feel him within you.
    After a few moments, you feel something bursting within you and he pulls it out of you, you lay panting, glad to have it over. He looks at you and smiling warmly, tells you, with a chuckle; that you have been his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience.
    You smile and thank your dentist. After all, it was your first time to have a tooth pulled.
    Naughty, Naughty!
    Excuse me, What were you thinkin'?
    comment what you were thinking
    comment what you were thinkin

  9. Runaway_love Runaway_love
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2011 8:58pm UTC
    As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you.
    He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely. He has had more experience, but it's the first time his finger has found the right place.
    He probes deeply and you shiver; your body tenses; but he's gentle like he promised he'd be.
    He looks deeply within your eyes and tells you to trust him-he's done this many times before.
    His cool smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him more room for an easy entrance. You begin to plead and beg him to hurry, but he slowly takes his time, wanting to cause you as little pain as possible. As he presses closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give way; pain surges throughout your body and you feel the slight trickle of blood as he continues. He looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too painful. Your eyes are filled with tears but you shake your head and nod for him to go on. He begins going in and out with skill but you are now too numb to feel him within you.
    After a few moments, you feel something bursting within you and he pulls it out of you, you lay panting, glad to have it over. He looks at you and smiling warmly, tells you, with a chuckle; that you have been his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience.
    You smile and thank your dentist. After all, it was your first time to have a tooth pulled.
    Naughty, Naughty!
    Excuse me, What were you thinkin'?
    comment what you were thinking

  10. Runaway_love Runaway_love
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2011 10:02pm UTC
    family♥♥♥♥
    the people you love most

  11. Runaway_love Runaway_love
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2011 11:33pm UTC
    i want you.
    nothing else,
    just you.

  12. Runaway_love Runaway_love
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2011 7:15am UTC
    Tomorrow is my 18th
    birthday, Can I please have 18 faves?
    format credit to whoever

  13. Runaway_love Runaway_love
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2011 7:28pm UTC
    ☑ music
    ☑ witty
    ☑ texting
    ☑ facebook
    ☑ friends
    yeah, i'm good for the night(;

  14. Runaway_love Runaway_love
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2011 12:59am UTC
    & after painting
    your nails you always have to check them every 5 minutes.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  16. xoxokayxoxo143 xoxokayxoxo143
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2011 2:22am UTC
    click to see this quote

  17. xoxomindaxoxo xoxomindaxoxo
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2011 2:22am UTC
    HEYY GUESS WHAT
    what.
    you're all i think about.you give me an infinite amount of butterflies. you take
    my breath away and your eyes put the city lights in shame. your smile can
    brighten my day better then anything else in this world can. and last but not
    least, i love you♥
    aww thats soo cute. i love you too.
    actual conversation with me and himm...<3

  18. parisissexy parisissexy
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2011 2:24am UTC
    You're only young once,
    & if you work it right, once is enough.

  19. minniemoomaxie98 minniemoomaxie98
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2011 2:25am UTC
    life isn't fair ,
    ♥ get used to it .

  20. anna* anna*
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2011 2:25am UTC
    69% of people find something dirty in every sentence
    31% can’t do it

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