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  1. 4dark_kiss_4 4dark_kiss_4
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2010 8:49pm UTC
    &{You know the relationship isnt worth it if you didnt even take the time to update your facebook
    relationship status from "single" to "in a relationship."}
    ;)

  2. aleciiax3 aleciiax3
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2010 9:34pm UTC
    Dear Cellphone,
    Maybe if you didn't light up so many god damn times telling me
    you had a low battery, you wouldn't have died so quickly.
    Sincerely, Aggravated Teenage Girl

  3. JustAdayLonger JustAdayLonger
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2010 6:26pm UTC
    You fight, like a married couple,
    You talk like best friends,
    You flirt like first loves,
    Protect each other like brother and sister...
    Obviously it's meant to be

  4. vanybee vanybee
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2010 2:38pm UTC
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  5. Hayleegoesrawr_x Hayleegoesrawr_x
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2010 3:39pm UTC
    When you feel alone;
    Look at the spaces between your fingers;
    &+ Remember;
    Thats where mine fit;
    Perfectly. ♥

  6. JC0396 JC0396
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2010 3:41pm UTC
    "Aww you look like you need a hug"
    "Not from you I don't.. maybe from him over there though :) "

  7. cole_cole_cole cole_cole_cole
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2010 3:29pm UTC
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  8. EverlastingMoments EverlastingMoments
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2010 7:09pm UTC
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  9. foreverisalie foreverisalie
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2010 10:17pm UTC
    summer of '69
    MUST HAVE BEEN
    one hell of a summer

  10. xfsoccer42x xfsoccer42x
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2010 9:54pm UTC
    I stop in the middle of a sentence
    when I see a really hot guy.

  11. Melisa Melisa
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2010 11:07am UTC
    DID YOU JUST FALL ?;
    NO I Attacked The Floor..
    BackWards?
    YEAHH IM FRICKING TALENTED


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  13. awesomewittyer awesomewittyer
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2010 10:35pm UTC
    Dear Icebergs,
    Sorry to hear about global warming.
    Karma's a b*tch
    ♥theTitanic.
    Format credit to: sillyslinky

  14. chloexxkrystyna chloexxkrystyna
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2010 7:26pm UTC
    How Many Times Do i Have To Say "Excuse Me" Before "Get The Fuuckk Out Of My Way" Becomes Acceptable ?

  15. IshaPoohx33 IshaPoohx33
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2010 9:44pm UTC
    The Biggest Lie Ever;;
    "I have read and agree to the terms of use"

  16. cammeron cammeron
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2010 11:54pm UTC
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  17. barakatgee911 barakatgee911
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2010 2:58pm UTC
    Ah damn it would really suck to have OCD where you had to read every word of every Software User License Agreement. What a bore.
    -Rian Dawson, All Time Low

  18. anonymouslover anonymouslover
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2010 5:46pm UTC
    have you ever liked someone
    »»» so much;
    you just want to lock yourself in your room,
    turn on sad music, and cry? «««

  19. iheart_questionmarkk iheart_questionmarkk
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2010 1:25pm UTC
    Yeah I'm Hurting.
    But On Goes The Mascara And Lip Gloss.
    That's Right.
    I'll Be The
    Prettiest Damn Wreck
    You've Ever Seen


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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