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sportschic987

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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emma21
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December 2, 2011 4:15pm UTC
did you know you can bite off yourfinger
as easily as you bite a carrot?
but your brain is like
"no! don't eat your finger!"
and that's why you can't.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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twihard4eva1012
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August 9, 2011 1:11pm UTC
That awkward moment
when you can't find a Taylor Swift song
t o d e s c r i b e w h a t y o u ' r e g o i n g t h r o u g h .
[♥ ]
LAYOUT CREDIT TO TWIHARD4EVA1012

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babygirljmw
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August 9, 2011 12:38am UTC
☺
Smile,
because someone out there
is dying to see it.
♥
Nmq, format credit to Anjchyka.

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cutiebear07
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August 9, 2011 3:49am UTC
Laughing at a joke..
then saying I DONT GET IT!nmf

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you_cannot_mend_the_broken
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August 9, 2011 11:35am UTC
this morning
I had a bowl of
Reeses Puffs,
&
no Dj came to my house. . .

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