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ramona922
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November 25, 2011 4:00pm UTC

boy: u remind me of summer
girl : why because it's hot ?(;
boy :no because there's no class.

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AwsomeSwag
posted a quote
November 25, 2011 4:03pm UTC

A Mini Heart Attack
happens when a teacher calls your name and your not paying attention in class
fave if it ever happend to you:)
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CookiesAnndCream
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November 25, 2011 4:13pm UTC

your legs are like mcdonalds,
Gross, Cheep,
and always open.

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XxCieraWuvvsYewxX
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November 25, 2011 4:19pm UTC

Ever Looked AtYour Ex And Wonde red:
"Was I drunk the entire relationship!?"

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Althearose
posted a quote
November 25, 2011 12:11am UTC

Next time a guy says you have small boobs
just be like [ x ] [ x ] [ x ] [ x ]
yeah, compared to yours.
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xblueeyesx0
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November 25, 2011 12:26am UTC

dear boys
did you know the most
common way women kill
is by food poisening?
sincerely,
you still want that sandwich?

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allysondcook
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November 25, 2011 12:32am UTC

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NoParkinggx3
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November 25, 2011 12:41am UTC

Cop: how high are you ?
Me: No Officer, its hi, how are you ?

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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maryxoxo
posted a quote
November 24, 2011 8:34pm UTC

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i saw a nun in a wheelchair today...
all i could think of was virgin mobile :)
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jocelynn006
posted a quote
November 24, 2011 9:19pm UTC

Babe, why are you so quite? I invited you over so you can meet my parents, not stare at your diner all night!
Well, the thing is today i went to CVS and asked the pharmacy guy to help me choose the best condom for tonight.
And?
I had no idea your dad was a pharmacist.
FAVE if you get it.

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XxLinzeeBabeexX
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November 23, 2011 11:40pm UTC

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xcayliebabyx
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November 23, 2011 11:43pm UTC

I miss Drake & Josh . <3

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chixwitstix1212
posted a quote
November 23, 2011 11:47pm UTC

boy: ily
girl: you love me?
boy: ... I'm leaving you...

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babytav
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November 23, 2011 11:48pm UTC

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Favorite if...
Youtube, facebook, or twitter is open in another tab.
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Partial Format credit to XxprettixX Removal of this credit is punishable by death. :)

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mElizabeth15
posted a quote
November 23, 2011 11:49pm UTC

dad, how was i born?
Well, son first your mother and i got together on
facebook and set up a date via email. we met up
at myspace and she agreed to download data
from my pen drive, but right when i was about to
transfer we realized that none of us had installed
a firewall. it was too late to hit delete so nine
months later a pop up window appeared saying
you've got a male. ♥

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taytayx311
posted a quote
November 23, 2011 11:53pm UTC

There's always that class that
you get to
choose partners in,but
none of your friends are in that class.
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taytayx311
posted a quote
November 24, 2011 12:00am UTC

"I wasn't that drunk."
Dude, you picked up a little Mexican girl and yelled
**Dora, I need your map to get home!**

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Sabrina Phelps*
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November 22, 2011 10:05pm UTC

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tOrIgUiNtOxoxo24
posted a quote
November 22, 2011 10:15pm UTC

MENstruation, MENapause, MENtal breakdowns, see? most of womends problems begins with men.

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