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  1. Iamchubbyx33 Iamchubbyx33
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2011 10:18pm UTC
    #29WHEN BOYS;
    ARE POLITE AND HAVE MANNERS.[REAL GENTLEMEN]

  2. hotpinkpolkadots hotpinkpolkadots
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2011 10:23pm UTC
    That terrifying moment when you're texting a boy you like for hours then he doesn't answer.
    5 min- oh maybe he didn't see the text yet
    10 min-(start panicking)
    15 min- you've convinced yourself you said the wrong thing
    20 min- you convince yourself you are the most socially awkward person ever
    25 min- you think about millions of other things you could of answered instead of that STUPID HORRIBLE responce(which accually wasn't that bad)
    30 min- you think he hates you
    35 min- trying to forget about him so you don't go crazy
    40 min-convince yourself you guys wouldn't be good together
    45 min- you couldn't care less about him. you cant belive you cared so much about him not answering
    50 min-feel fine now but still wondering why he didnt answer. Maybe he thinks im annoying.(panick starts again)
    55 min-you're over it, he isn't worth my time.
    60 min- get a text and check your phone as fast as you can
    OMGGGGG YESSS HE ANSWEREDDDDDDDDDDDDD
    (reads text, it says "sorry! my phone died")
    Sigh of relief.......
    Allll minee <33

  3. XxstillunwrittenxX XxstillunwrittenxX
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2011 4:25pm UTC
    \
    K i s s m e i f I ' m w r o n g
    but..
    Dinosaurs still exist right?

    nmf/

  4. Iamchubbyx33 Iamchubbyx33
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2011 5:59pm UTC
    #32WHEN BOYS;
    HAVE A ROCKIN' BODY.

  5. Cheerleader20102013 Cheerleader20102013
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2011 7:27pm UTC
    'Would you want to go out?'
    'Oh, yeah! To where?'
    *He laughs and smiles amd says*
    'I meant to date?'
    Just my luck. :)

  6. erin808 erin808
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2011 7:52pm UTC
    Be A Little Naughty...
    And save Santa a trip ;)

  7. Youlovedhim Youlovedhim
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2011 7:54pm UTC
    My little sister taught me a tip on how to tell if a guy is checking you out.
    It's called the Clock Check.
    If you feel like he's looking at you, suddenly look at the clock and naturally his eyes will follow your sudden movement.
    I love her. <3

  8. SommerLovesLWayne SommerLovesLWayne
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2011 8:03pm UTC
    Oh, so you have a girlfriend. . .
    Does your girlfriend know the things you've been saying to me?

  9. Th£_Music_Fr£Ak❤* Th£_Music_Fr£Ak❤*
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2011 9:03pm UTC
    rules for flirting(:
    Guys: Put your hands around her waist firmly
    Girls: lay your headback on his shoulder and put your arms on his.
    Guys: whisper in her ear
    Girls: giggle
    Girls: whenever he tries to kiss you, don't just let him, kiss him back!
    Girls: When you want to cuddle with him, tell him you're cold
    Guys: automatically move closer to her. (if your stupid then you'll either say "me too" or you'll give her your jacket... don't)
    Girls: During a movie, if he puts his arm around you, tilt your head on his shoulder
    Guys: lift her chin up and kiss her
    Guys: When she tells you she loves you, look deep into her eyes, give her a peck on the lips, and tell her you love her too... and mean it!
    Girls: When you're both laying under the stars, put yourhead on his chest and close your eyes as you listen to his steady heart beat
    Guys: whisper in her ear and link your hands with hers!
    Now make a wish about something you would like to happen between you and your crush
    *************
    STOP!! STOP!! STOP!! STOP!!
    now copy and repost this if you don't you'll have bad relationships for 69 years
    by 12pm tonight ur 1 true love will realize how
    much much much th

:)

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