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somethingsimple

1. somethingsimple
   posted a quote
   January 31, 2013 5:04pm UTC
   WAIT
   am i the only one who didn't know
   that when you put your curser
   over "witty" at the top left part of the screen, it turns into a disco?
   
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2. somethingsimple
   posted a quote
   July 6, 2012 4:23pm UTC
   what guys should never do #11
   Make excuses. If you screwed up, don't try to get out of it.
   
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3. somethingsimple
   posted a quote
   April 16, 2012 7:28pm UTC
   what guys should never do #10
   Deny things that are true. If a girl confronts you, grow some balls & own up to it.
   
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4. somethingsimple
   posted a quote
   April 14, 2012 12:27pm UTC
   what guys should never do #9
   Tell her she's overreacting. If you thought she was mad before, prepare to meet the she-beast from hell.
   
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5. somethingsimple
   posted a quote
   April 13, 2012 5:23pm UTC
   what guys should never do #8
   Say I love you when you don't mean it. If the girl you 'love' gained 300 pounds, would you still love her? Probably not.
   
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6. somethingsimple
   posted a quote
   April 12, 2012 4:18pm UTC
   what guys should never do #7
   Talk to her when you're mad. You will screw something up & end up regretting it.
   
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7. somethingsimple
   posted a quote
   April 11, 2012 5:35pm UTC
   what guys should never do #6
   Talk about other girls. Don't say they're hot, pretty, or even nice.We don't want to hear it.
   
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8. somethingsimple
   posted a quote
   April 10, 2012 10:36pm UTC
   what guys should never do #5
   Pressure her. If she wants to do something with you, she will.
   
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9. somethingsimple
   posted a quote
   April 10, 2012 4:25pm UTC
   what guys should never do #4
   Make promises you can't keep. If you can't follow through, don't say it.
   
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10. somethingsimple
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2012 4:52pm UTC
    what guys should never do #3
    Flirt with other girls. It doesn't make us want you more, it just makes us angry.
    
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11. somethingsimple
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2012 10:34pm UTC
    what guys should never do #2
    Overuse sarcasm. It's one thing to joke. It's another to speak sarcasm as a 2nd language.
    
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12. somethingsimple
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2012 5:28pm UTC
    what guys should never do #1
    Make fun of her hair, face, body, or clothes. Seriously. Don't.
    
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